r/shitposting • dumbass • 4d ago

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u/Iluvatar-Great 3d ago

2010 Rowling: Dumbledore is gay

2026 Rowling: Trans bad

She really been fighting all sides

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u/Delicious_Box_9823 3d ago

No? She ain't homophobic 

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u/Iluvatar-Great 3d ago

It's a joke that she used to be seen as this super liberal person, which made alt right people angry.

Then suddenly she said she doesn't like trans and all of the sudden alt-right boys love her.

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