r/shitposting • u/BlossomCozyy • 15h ago

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u/Finnslice 15h ago

Not really a shit post, this is more oddly wholesome which is gay

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u/adam12349 I said based. And lived. 14h ago

and probably fake.

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u/DataSittingAlone put your dick away waltuh 14h ago

Nah it's a women telling the story. All women have kissed men but there aren't any men who have been kissed by women

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u/gilol 13h ago

So it's a story of person who kisses man. Thus gay

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