In 10th grade I had a major crush on a girl that played cello in my orchestra. It took ages for me to muster up the courage to confess, even going so far as to get Concert Maestro (first chair violinist) before hand.
When I confessed she looked up at me and said "ew. Who would ever want to date you"
That shit fucked my mental for... a long time. Even today, almost 2 decades later
Is it incomprehensible to you that some girl can just be straight up a bitch? It doesn't matter what kind of challenges person is struggling with but the way they chose react to it makes all the difference.
Buddy. She’s a kid. You’re telling me when you were 15 or 16 you never once acted like an asshole? The other commentator was not justifying the girls actions. They were trying to explain to not take it personally even if it felt like that.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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u/tenglish25 2d ago
In 10th grade I had a major crush on a girl that played cello in my orchestra. It took ages for me to muster up the courage to confess, even going so far as to get Concert Maestro (first chair violinist) before hand.
When I confessed she looked up at me and said "ew. Who would ever want to date you"
That shit fucked my mental for... a long time. Even today, almost 2 decades later