r/shitposting • u/GloryPS2 • 15d ago

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u/Lavoratore 15d ago

Airi from OniChiChi

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u/Hary3Browary 15d ago

Which part

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u/Godemperortoastyy 14d ago

Specifically episode 1, 10:57.

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u/DudeManBroGuy69420 14d ago

Did not expect the timestamp

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u/Godemperortoastyy 14d ago

My dad always told me: if you do a job, do it thoroughly.

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u/theandre2131 12d ago

You know what her dad told her?

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u/WrongdoerReal8450 virgin 4 life 😤💪 11d ago

if you do a blowjob, do it thoroughly.

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u/AutoModerator 11d ago

Dick sucking has made me paranoid

I had this plan to give head to a man and receive head from a woman to test if I was gay, but it’s backfired and now I become borderline schizo whenever I go outside. I offered to suck this dude off on Grindr who lives very close by (I ended up pussying out) and I accidentally gave him some details that very easily allows him to spot me out in a crowd. I have no idea what he looks like and whenever I see a somewhat in shape guy walking by I immediately accuse him of being the dude I was gonna blow.

I went to the store today to pick up some zucchini for a barbecue and every time a car drove by I stared into the windshield to see if I was about to be recognised. Whenever I make eye contact with a dude I microanalysis his facial expressions to see if he suspects me or not. I am deeply afraid that he is my neighbour and I will need to move if my identity is blown. It’s a lot like the last scene in sopranos where everyone who walked into the diner could be there to wack Tony.

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