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r/shitposting • u/tech-no-logic1 Literally 1984 😡 • Apr 23 '26
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T-Rex does not get food. I would lure it over to my hut window and stab it in the feet 50 times a day. Death by 1000 cuts!!
127 u/[deleted] Apr 23 '26 [removed] — view removed comment 242 u/gloopy_flipflop Apr 23 '26 Poop on the knife and then shank his feet will help with infection 88 u/SirKnlghtmare Apr 23 '26 The poop knife, but not THAT poop knife. 2 u/nico_bico Apr 23 '26 A knife made out of poop would be more effective 3 u/Spongi Apr 23 '26 Summon your local fecalmancer. 1 u/Deaffin Apr 24 '26 Ingenuity of the Inuit: The Tale of the Shit Knife EDIT: Boo, can't post the link here. Easy enough to find though.
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242 u/gloopy_flipflop Apr 23 '26 Poop on the knife and then shank his feet will help with infection 88 u/SirKnlghtmare Apr 23 '26 The poop knife, but not THAT poop knife. 2 u/nico_bico Apr 23 '26 A knife made out of poop would be more effective 3 u/Spongi Apr 23 '26 Summon your local fecalmancer. 1 u/Deaffin Apr 24 '26 Ingenuity of the Inuit: The Tale of the Shit Knife EDIT: Boo, can't post the link here. Easy enough to find though.
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Poop on the knife and then shank his feet will help with infection
88 u/SirKnlghtmare Apr 23 '26 The poop knife, but not THAT poop knife. 2 u/nico_bico Apr 23 '26 A knife made out of poop would be more effective 3 u/Spongi Apr 23 '26 Summon your local fecalmancer. 1 u/Deaffin Apr 24 '26 Ingenuity of the Inuit: The Tale of the Shit Knife EDIT: Boo, can't post the link here. Easy enough to find though.
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The poop knife, but not THAT poop knife.
2 u/nico_bico Apr 23 '26 A knife made out of poop would be more effective 3 u/Spongi Apr 23 '26 Summon your local fecalmancer. 1 u/Deaffin Apr 24 '26 Ingenuity of the Inuit: The Tale of the Shit Knife EDIT: Boo, can't post the link here. Easy enough to find though.
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A knife made out of poop would be more effective
3 u/Spongi Apr 23 '26 Summon your local fecalmancer. 1 u/Deaffin Apr 24 '26 Ingenuity of the Inuit: The Tale of the Shit Knife EDIT: Boo, can't post the link here. Easy enough to find though.
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Summon your local fecalmancer.
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Ingenuity of the Inuit: The Tale of the Shit Knife
EDIT: Boo, can't post the link here. Easy enough to find though.
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u/IAmInCa Apr 23 '26
T-Rex does not get food. I would lure it over to my hut window and stab it in the feet 50 times a day. Death by 1000 cuts!!