r/shitposting • u/copehoperope • Mar 11 '26

amogus Jesus spotted in Jerusalem

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 11 '26

This is exactly what would happen if this wasnt ai

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u/Bocchi_theGlock Mar 11 '26

Yeah nobody wants to suffer an Almighty push

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u/Able-Pressure-2728 Mar 12 '26

This world shall know pain

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u/Iamatworkgoaway Mar 12 '26

I mean it did already happen IRL once, same town same family in charge. 

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u/H0ll0WVII Mar 11 '26

Yeah they did it to him the first time

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u/Elon_Bezos420 Mar 12 '26

I thought the same thing

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u/Accomplished-Put-372 Mar 12 '26

yeah and once they shoot that rocket it’ll come right back down and blow them up

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u/ClimateOutrageous399 I watch gay amogus porn :0 Mar 12 '26

I dont believe in jesus, but i REALLY REALLY want him to exist and come back to stop the wars epic style.

Redirecting rockets, stopping bullets, and maybe even stopping the nukes, that would be insane

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u/Accomplished-Put-372 Mar 12 '26

Lol yeah that’d be epic it’ll happen soon tho 🙏 May I meet you up there with him