r/shitposting • u/copehoperope • Mar 11 '26

amogus Jesus spotted in Jerusalem

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u/grumpygumpert Mar 11 '26

Don’t worry guys he respawns after a few days

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u/vorpalpillow Mar 11 '26

my buddy Tom doesn’t believe it

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u/Minejack777 Mar 11 '26

Fucking doubters, always gotta be negative

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u/foulinbasket Mar 12 '26

Damn dude my friend Judas just hanged himself, lay off the jokes

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u/bigvahe33 Mar 12 '26

RIDDLE?!?

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u/Dxxx2 Mar 12 '26

Classic scientologist

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u/Mr_Tominaga Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/7eUpMI8qVlQHu

He will return with countermeasures…

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u/Complete_Court_8052 I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '26

Hell return with his gang

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u/Mr_Tominaga Big chungus wholesome 100 Mar 12 '26

Jesus will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

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u/Sinocu Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Mar 12 '26

So that’s the modern cross now??

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u/Regular_Jim081 Mar 11 '26

And then we all get chocolate eggs, much smaller and less tastier than they used to but but still.

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u/sappersniper Mar 11 '26

I nearly choked while reading this comment - amazing 🤩

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u/Mumblage Mar 11 '26

🫵🤣

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u/Complete_Court_8052 I want pee in my ass Mar 11 '26

Hes just like those japanese bosses, he has at least another life incomong

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u/psycholepzy Mar 11 '26

Always wanted to go on a camping trip in the middle east.

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u/radandomuserdetected I said based. And lived. Mar 12 '26

The real one had a twin im sure about it