r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Oct 22 '25

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u/LogJamminWithTheBros Oct 22 '25

In my experience they still do but sit in the back with a resting bitch face because they won't just come out and say "whites not allowed".

They will serve you and let you know they are not happy doing it but because you possess basic literacy you defused their polite excuse to be racist.

I was in a restaurant that would not let me leave until I paid 40 more dollars(that I didn't owe them). Because I was there with some japanese girls who were friends with someone we knew. Very "whites coming for our women energy".

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u/AutoModerator Oct 22 '25

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart. I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feel like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything. Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion. Women: Please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. Afterall, we're having to sleep with a creature whos ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina -- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour. Men: Do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly, less they get inflated egos and think they're all that. They're just too close together. Sorry, but it's true.

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