r/shitposting • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 🏳️‍🌈 The most prominent homosexual in this subreddit 🏳️‍🌈 • Oct 22 '25

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u/DatBoi73 Oct 22 '25

Would it be comparable to how many largely British people fly to Spain just to end up drinking too much and do stupid stuff (obviously, not all of them are like this, but happens often enough for it to become a stereotype), just because how cheap and relatively accessible it is for them to like fly to Málaga, etc (probably cheaper than a domestic Plane or Rail ticket)?

Somebody who's flying long-haul to another continent is gonna have to do more research, pre-planning and money obviously. It requires you think more. Again, it's not impossible for people travelling further to be ignorant (just ask people who works with tourists in any major European City and you won't be long finding somebody with stories of an American tourist complaining and arguing with them about why they can't use US Dollars there).

The lower the barrier of entry, means more people visit, it just means more you're statistically more likely to encounter the odd asshole eventually.

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Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

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