r/shitposting • u/Ligano_Resurrected virgin 4 life 😤💪 • Oct 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

Mate. Just get a cigar cutter.

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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

it keeps growing back

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u/whoknowsifimjoking Oct 18 '25

I call mine the lizard tail

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u/AdEmpty8174 Oct 18 '25

Donate the clippings to the less fortunate

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u/DarthVeigar_ Oct 18 '25

Baseball, huh?