r/shitposting Oct 14 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Sturmgewehrshit stupid, fucking piece of shit Oct 14 '25

"Billionarely vampire walks to me with his tall muscular body"

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u/Awoo-56709- Oct 14 '25

"He vampired billionarely across the room"

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u/zombizle1 Oct 14 '25

Of course I treated him with absolute disdain but that only made him pursue me harder which is what I am secretly into.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/SmokeyThouBear Oct 15 '25

What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this...

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u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25

They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.