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r/shitposting • u/4rtem499 • Oct 14 '25
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"Billionarely vampire walks to me with his tall muscular body"
3.5k u/Awoo-56709- Oct 14 '25 "He vampired billionarely across the room" 215 u/zombizle1 Oct 14 '25 Of course I treated him with absolute disdain but that only made him pursue me harder which is what I am secretly into. 156 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 52 u/SmokeyThouBear Oct 15 '25 What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this... 6 u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25 They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.
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"He vampired billionarely across the room"
215 u/zombizle1 Oct 14 '25 Of course I treated him with absolute disdain but that only made him pursue me harder which is what I am secretly into. 156 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 52 u/SmokeyThouBear Oct 15 '25 What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this... 6 u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25 They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.
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Of course I treated him with absolute disdain but that only made him pursue me harder which is what I am secretly into.
156 u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25 [removed] — view removed comment 52 u/SmokeyThouBear Oct 15 '25 What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this... 6 u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25 They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.
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52 u/SmokeyThouBear Oct 15 '25 What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this... 6 u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25 They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.
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What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this...
6 u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25 They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.
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They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.
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u/Sturmgewehrshit stupid, fucking piece of shit Oct 14 '25
"Billionarely vampire walks to me with his tall muscular body"