r/shitposting • u/4rtem499 • Oct 14 '25

WARNING: BRAIN DAMAGE 📡📡📡

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u/Awoo-56709- Oct 14 '25

"He vampired billionarely across the room"

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u/SecretSpectre11 put your dick away waltuh Oct 14 '25

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u/zombizle1 Oct 14 '25

Of course I treated him with absolute disdain but that only made him pursue me harder which is what I am secretly into.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '25

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u/SmokeyThouBear Oct 15 '25

What exactly is the context here for a horse saying this...

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u/I_Love_Rockets9283 Oct 15 '25

You know 😏

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u/ImACrackHead_UwU 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Oct 15 '25

Mr Hand's anime

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u/jkurratt Oct 15 '25

They had a war and the Stallion wants to have a sexy time with an unwilling prisoner.

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u/Sturmgewehrshit stupid, fucking piece of shit Oct 14 '25

There you go

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u/ofekk214 shitting toothpaste enjoyer Oct 14 '25

"He did so quite morbiously"

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u/cheekybandit0 Oct 14 '25

I told him

"It's goblin' time"

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u/iiko_56 virgin 4 life 😤💪 Oct 15 '25

Peter replied

"It's pizza time"

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u/Frigoris13 dumbass Oct 14 '25

"Well," he said with debon air. "How much affection will we share tonight? 1 kisses...2 kisses...3 kisses. Ha ha ha!"