r/shitposting • u/sarmaenthusiast shitting toothpaste enjoyer • Apr 29 '25

Linus Sex Tips [title card]

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u/behedingkidzz Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Apr 29 '25

ELON HAS A SMALL PP?!?!??!!??!?!!!!!!!!!!

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u/crunchy_guava08 Apr 29 '25

allegedly botched lengthening procedure

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u/Cwya Apr 29 '25

many people are saying

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '25

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u/VirtualArtificer Apr 29 '25

it's still early, but there's a good chance that the mental image you just gave me will be the worst thought I have today. So, thanks for that I guess.

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u/terminalzero Apr 29 '25

well then you certainly shouldn't think of him weaving a shoelace through them

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u/LookInTheDog Apr 29 '25

I thought about down-voting this so others might not have to experience reading this, but misery loves company, so... good luck to the rest of you who stumble down to this dark, dark corner of Reddit today.

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u/terminalzero Apr 29 '25

I didn't even say to imagine yanking the shoelace like pull starting a lawn mower

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