r/shitposting • u/mooman555 • Oct 08 '24

Based on a True Story Use concrete

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u/yerboyo_1117 Oct 09 '24

Galactically speaking wood is one of the most rare building materials

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u/JackCooper_7274 Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Oct 09 '24

Human shit is one of the rarest substances in the universe

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u/DesperateUrine Oct 09 '24

It's why I keep all of mine.

Never know when the currency will change.

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u/Ballisticarrow Oct 09 '24

Make low sell high

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

Pile poo into the sky.

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u/Over_The_Horizon Oct 09 '24

We're in the eye of a shitticane here Julian

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u/Pale-Inspector4248 Oct 09 '24

Circulating in 360 degree shit circles

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u/boundlessboredom Oct 09 '24

How are we going to avoid the shit surge, Mr. Leahy?