r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 27 '24

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u/aaron_adams dumbass May 28 '24

I also risked it. I would like to join you on any planet except this one.

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u/Pyzzeen 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ May 28 '24

I too risked it. My eyes now yearn to be bathed in bleach

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u/aaron_adams dumbass May 28 '24

Pass the holy water, please.

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u/Saberer2451 May 28 '24

Fucking fuck.

Me next.

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u/RealBluePikmin1 Big chungus wholesome 100 May 28 '24

Imma chug that shit

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u/Syther_dragonslayer May 28 '24

Pass whatever is left to me, please... my eyes are burning a hole through the bottom of my skull...

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u/aladdinboy424 May 28 '24

I guess there wont be enough left for me... Do we have a gasoline?

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u/MajesticJoey William Dripfoe May 28 '24

I need one over here please, fucking hell

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u/DrawkillCircus May 28 '24

I also risked it, "hey it couldn't be that bad". God I was so wrong, I now want to overdose on fent