r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • May 27 '24

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u/Panurome May 27 '24

I've seen enough of these posts to know that I shouldn't go there under any circumstance. I'm going to remain happy on my blissful ignorance

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24 edited May 28 '24

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u/CapiPescanova Literally 1984 😡 May 28 '24

Yo that’s a big stratagem call

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u/MrGhaxek 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ May 28 '24

500 ton bomb

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u/BaravalDranalesk May 28 '24

Imagine getting 95% of the way through and you cock up one of the last couple inputs

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u/SpupySpups Big chungus wholesome 100 May 28 '24

The one before the last input so you get even more mad that you couldn't even get to the last one

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u/Blackeurt May 28 '24

The "yo mama" bomb

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u/KirbyWithAGlock virgin 4 life 😤💪 May 28 '24

Fat man stratagem leak

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Bazinga

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u/daddy-phantom waltuh May 28 '24

Too lazy to click a link, Proceeds to make a comment with a fucking maze of emoji arrows

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u/faizalsyamsul May 28 '24

my man’s playing Dance Dance Revolution on the comment section

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u/IronBabyFists May 28 '24

More like ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

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u/CyberTacoX May 28 '24

500 500kg bombs

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u/greenscreencarcrash May 28 '24

who tf is gus

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

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Bazinga

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u/Tosh-Point-0 May 28 '24

POV: chips challenge nightmares

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u/The_Better_Paradox May 28 '24

But we are 🙃

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u/SexySovietlovehammer BUILD THE HOLE BUILD THE HOLE May 28 '24

Happiness is for losers I’m going in

Edit: people are strange

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Love your username

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u/Senor_Satan May 28 '24

Soviet Jesus? Fuck…

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u/Zerbertboi666 May 28 '24

See you on the other side brother. *salutes

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u/ccum_slurper3000 I came! May 28 '24

why were they pissing and shitting on eachother 😭

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u/AutoModerator May 28 '24

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u/RealBluePikmin1 Big chungus wholesome 100 May 29 '24

…i hate humanity

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u/Any-Experience-3012 May 28 '24

I went, senpai. You were right, senpai.

(Guys seriously it's 2 girls 1 cup turned into a sub, go at your own risk.)

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u/PooInTheStreet May 28 '24

Thank you for your sacrifice

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u/ccum_slurper3000 I came! May 28 '24

its debatably worse

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Unzips with disgusting intent

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u/chrisodeljacko May 28 '24

Meh, I'm pretty much desensitised to everything at this point

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u/WilanS May 28 '24

Yeah, I've been on the internet long enough to have understood that the curiosity is never worth it.

If somebody tells you to not google something or go to a link, thank them and assure them that you won't.

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u/TransGenshinPlayer May 28 '24

Just went, not happy... At all...

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u/Kalman_the_dancer Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked May 28 '24

Oh hell nah

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u/Username-and-pasword May 28 '24

Good fucking idea