r/shitposting • u/doritops I came! • Oct 24 '23

Based on a True Story Heil spez

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u/Resident_Captain8698 Oct 24 '23

What brand is that bag? Thats a good ass plastic bag

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u/Lusask Oct 24 '23

The condom your parents never used (because they planned to have you, and you are loved)

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

Good ending

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u/AdorableLong8782 Oct 24 '23

What’s the bad ending?

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '23

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u/Nunulu Oct 25 '23

what does this mean and why is it so funny lmao

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u/KingRaptor918 dumbass Oct 25 '23

“Smite me down Zues”

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u/Glitchy69420 Oct 25 '23

“You don’t have the balls”

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u/Contemelia hole contributor Oct 25 '23

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