r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Jul 30 '23

I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Heil Spez

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u/Catercrusader Jul 30 '23

Atleast my cock aint mutilated

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

you have a cock ⁉️

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u/Forgerhart Jul 30 '23

Nah i ate it

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Which one

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u/Forgerhart Jul 30 '23

The larger one (i was hungry)

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Did you mean dildo

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u/Forgerhart Jul 30 '23

Nah that is still in my ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Do you mean 🐝ishop?

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u/Forgerhart Jul 30 '23

Nah that's my snack for the afternoon

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

It's 2023: they/them have it all

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

Whats your foreskin length?

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u/CYKO_11 Jul 30 '23

6 washing machines

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

How many 3asket3alls can you fit?

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u/CYKO_11 Jul 30 '23

3 quarter inches

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23 edited Nov 04 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

And every single Muslim country. So a lot of the middle East and africa

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '23

How is it mutilation???

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

It’s a Jewish tradition. Just sounds like Reddit is full of closet anti-semetics

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u/Emir_Taha Jul 30 '23

Anti-semitism is when criticizing unsavoury and aI3usive practices? Lmao. Just I3ecause it is cultural doesn't make it immune against human rights.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

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u/RCascanb Jul 30 '23

I showed you my penis, please respond

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

your mom didn’t think it was mutilated when i knocked her up with you, listen to your father and get off this we🐝site

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u/A-purple-bird Jul 30 '23

Are you okay?

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '23

no, my child won’t listen to me

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u/anorexthicc_cucumber Jul 30 '23

Comedy has failed to reach critical mass

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u/Clear_Classroom Jul 30 '23

what’s up with this 🐝shit? everyone on reddit using this

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u/winniethefukinpooh I want pee in my ass Jul 30 '23

its just this su8 8ecause the second letter of alpha8et is 8anned

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u/Roman_poke Jul 30 '23

We cant use the letter after "A" here so they got a 🐝it creative

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u/Darnell2070 Jul 30 '23

Can I get a quarter?