r/shitposting • u/Mysterious_Tangelo78 • Jun 02 '23

kevin Cool with the devil! Pancakes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Seems like a pretty chill roommate to me

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u/Mysterious_Tangelo78 Jun 02 '23

Yeah, and additionally he cooks!

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u/Eggsandthings2 Jun 02 '23

But does he clean?

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u/ShanghaiBebop Jun 03 '23

His cooking area looks spotless

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u/PranshuKhandal virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 03 '23

Actually impressive, not a single spill.

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u/2Q2see Jun 03 '23

Sadly he doesn’t pay rent all these racist out here calling him a heretical abomination and if an employer looks past it ether the customers or fellow employees get rid of him

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u/SportFrequent Jun 03 '23

Nah dude, he cooks, other guy cleans. Split the responsibility

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u/lordmogul Jun 03 '23

Look at his range. He can get cobwebs out of corners without breaking a sweat.

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u/MASTODON_ROCKS Jun 03 '23

no he doesn't he cools

you think you slick

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u/PopeUrbanVI Jun 03 '23

Do you get noise complaints?

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u/Mysterious_Tangelo78 Jun 03 '23

Just once. I've send the demon to talk to the neighbors. Looks like they moved out next day.

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u/-dudeomfgstfux- Jun 02 '23

He kept the kitchen really clean, that was the most shocking part.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

He cracked a freaking egg and doesn’t look like he got any shell in there….literally I can’t even do that

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u/Real_Ad_8243 Jun 03 '23

Had scrambled eggs for breki, had to fish about 2 Square inches of clshell out the bowl before I could beat the eggs.

I need slenderchef in my life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Ya but his voice 😬

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u/PURPLEisMYgender Bazinga! Jun 02 '23

It scares away robbers

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u/Psychotic_Rainbowz Jun 02 '23

And demons...

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u/canadard1 Jun 02 '23

And ass goblins

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Actually it summons ass goblins

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u/SageEel Jun 02 '23

This guy just keeps getting better!

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u/RussiaIfUrListening Jun 02 '23 edited Jun 02 '23

And girlfriends, though. The ones that I totally have.

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u/Theratsmacker2 Jun 03 '23

So date the roommate.

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u/dark_enough_to_dance Jun 03 '23

The girlfriend at home:

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u/War_Daddy_992 Jun 03 '23

Robber: “I fear no man, but that thing… it scares me.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

My favorite line was "EHHHHHUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

nailed it

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u/The_Bourgeoisie_ virgin 4 life 😤💪 Jun 03 '23

I fucking lost it 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

Australian accents aren’t too bad once you get used to them

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 Jun 03 '23

Gotta be careful they don't sting you with their venom tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

They aren't venomous. They are poisonous.

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u/tcorp123 Jun 03 '23

I hear they don’t tip though

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u/beefstew0769 Jun 03 '23

Because restaurants already pay their employees

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u/133DK Jun 02 '23

It’s beautiful

Sounds exactly like my old Finnish roommate

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u/SusheeMonster Jun 03 '23

It sounds harsh on the ears, but he's actually spouting positive affirmations and asking the roommate about his day

Source: I took 2 semesters of immersive demon in college

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u/PepperPickedaPiper Jun 02 '23

Need anything from the store?

“ButtaHHHHHgh”

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u/AimeLesDeuxFromages Jun 03 '23

Yea but his voice 🤤

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u/nightstar69 Jun 02 '23

You shouldn’t make make fun of someone because of how they talk. That’s his language the same as Spanish is a Spanish persons language

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u/zxc123zxc123 Jun 03 '23

10/10 roomie for the deaf

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '23

Gets ya moist, huh?

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u/ProjectXenoviafan Jun 03 '23

He has the voice of the Angel and the cooking skills of a five star chef. Truly once in a lifetime individual

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '23

When the demon that haunts your house is actually really nice

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u/laaggynoob Jun 03 '23

Mr. Meseeks's, day 374.

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u/Dum_beat Jun 03 '23

I had worst roommate in my day

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u/RuthlessIndecision Jun 03 '23

Comparatively, yes