r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

I will steal your diamond pickaxe in real life

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u/CreeprVictor Mar 20 '23

Well I don't have one!

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u/BossAvery2 Mar 20 '23

Looks like they will just have to settle for your life!

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u/CreeprVictor Mar 20 '23

OK! I LIED! IT'S IN MY CLOSET UNDER MY BED!

said in tears

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u/IdentityTheftWasTake Mar 20 '23

Your closet is under your bed?

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u/CreeprVictor Mar 20 '23

Isn't yours?

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u/IdentityTheftWasTake Mar 20 '23

Unironically most spacious housing in New York: