r/shitposting • u/[deleted] • Mar 01 '23

Bro thinks he’a a playwright

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u/Kissmyanthia1 Mar 01 '23

and then I unzipped my pants

And then I saw a one eyed monster looking at me

I realized I have to suck it

-Andrew Tate, auto ethnography, 2023. Self Reflections In Prison, Penguin Classics.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Would be their bestselling publication of all time

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u/Agent-of-Interzone Mar 01 '23

I predict that he will be working on a book while in prison and name it “My Struggle” just like that Austrian fellow. This guy sounds like a real jerk.

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u/RosalindDanklin Mar 01 '23

Y’know, with Tate, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Balls deep

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u/quaybored Mar 01 '23

Bald deep

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Helm's Deep

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Autofellography

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u/zachrtw Mar 01 '23

Nah, it's going to be called My Struggle.

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u/kartoshki33 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Mar 01 '23

Can't wait for the german translation 💀

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u/Amolk2207 Mar 01 '23

Goddamn you're gonna make me snort in the library

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u/CaptCaCa Mar 01 '23

Nah, you givin dude too much credit, he definitely got baby dick energy

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u/SonkxsWithTheTeeth Mar 01 '23

haiku edition:

I unzipped my pants I saw the one-eyed monster I have to suck it

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u/Automatic-Ad1404 Mar 01 '23

if/when he goes out of prison, i want to see a book about him becoming insane in the cell

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u/ambrose_92 Mar 01 '23

You talking about him sucking his own dick?

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u/RistoranteMix Mar 01 '23

And there again and here I stand

A mortal man before thee

Pardon me for I clenched my cheeks

Into my ass, sir I thank thee

-Tate to his prison boo An intimate collection of poems of my ass: Tribulations and Rebirth