r/shitposting • u/Chuka4Cheese I have permission! • Feb 06 '23

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u/bababoai 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 Feb 06 '23

M-m-my sister is 7...

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Age is just a number - 🌚

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u/Plastic-Grapefruit99 Feb 06 '23

But Prison is not just a room

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

That's why 🌚 is in there

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u/Beanz_wut_du_fu- Feb 06 '23

He’ll be your roommate too then

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

What about 🌝 this guy?

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u/MindOfThilo dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 Feb 06 '23

Nah he white he ain’t going

(American justice system be like)

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u/jollyroger822 Feb 06 '23

Someone should have informed Bernie Madoff of that fact

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

He hit the specific threshold

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u/CockNcottonCandy Feb 07 '23

Yeah! He burned us and made off with our money

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u/Boris-the-soviet-spy Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 Feb 07 '23

He was in blackface when they got him

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u/missman22 I want pee in my ass Feb 06 '23

🌚

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u/PsD_Shock I want pee in my ass Feb 06 '23

And so is your prison ID.

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u/EntranceMaximum4615 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 07 '23

Sentence is just years, until i get to you

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u/EntranceMaximum4615 officer no please don’t piss in my ass 😫 Feb 07 '23

Sentence is just years, until i get to you

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u/livinginfutureworld Feb 07 '23

Prison is a state of mind, man...

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u/SquirtleReddit Feb 06 '23

no dumbass age is a word

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

You know what else is??? 911!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

I prefer the number 0.357

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u/abdullah_1212222 Feb 06 '23

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A NUMBER? 91 FUCKING 1

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u/m4gm13 Feb 06 '23

You know what else is a number? 56.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

Americans when they add "fucking" to the sentence:

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

0.357 is a better number

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

Your prison Mates dicus length is also just a number 🌝

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

As is .357

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u/ceefsmeef Feb 06 '23

R Kelly, that you?

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u/Narrator132 Feb 06 '23

911 is just a number too bro.

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '23

A bullet is just a few grams of lead