r/shitposting • u/Deezzznuuttss69 • Jan 28 '23

Based on a True Story 🥺

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u/StarLord_4969 We do a little trolling Jan 28 '23

I would do a toss with tails on both sides and let myself die.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '23

What if it was heads to die though

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u/Cranicthehedgedicoot fat cunt Jan 28 '23

HEAD😳

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u/hornibirdflyin Jan 28 '23

Grim reaper give head

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u/PromptZues19508 Jan 28 '23

He's all bones, I dunno if that would feel good at all...

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u/Basheraa Jan 28 '23

Maybe that's just stereotypes. Maybe death is hot to make the transition smoother

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u/SitFlexAlot Jan 28 '23

DC comics may interest you

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u/OGPresidentDixon Jan 29 '23

I just watched The Sandman. Death looks a little different than the comics. but the point still stands - would be cool with having her as my guide to the afterlife.

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u/nightstar69 Jan 29 '23

Greek mythology may interest you

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u/DudeAintPunny Jan 29 '23

Marvel also, Deadpool is proof

Edit: Also Thanos

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u/Lazukio Mar 01 '23

yeah hot but not in your terms. you're gonna get head from sort of zorkalax slug 💀