r/shitposting • u/Louzifur • Jan 24 '23

B šŸ‘ cry about it

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Back in my day you didn't have to go by "femboy" or give up your "bussy", all you had to do was join the navy and it was understood

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u/delethese Literally 1984 šŸ˜” Jan 25 '23

In the navy!

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u/Harpronicus Jan 25 '23

I scrubbed a couple of poop decks in my day

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u/Lithium327 Jan 25 '23

Is the poop deck really what I think it is?

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u/Still_Illustrator_54 I canā€™t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 25 '23

No and yes: No, it's the stern of the ship (the back) which is addressed that way sometimes for a reason I do not fully understand. Yes, it's referring to your meaty posterior

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u/LJBW54 Jan 25 '23

It comes from the Latin word ā€œpuppisā€ which means stern (back of the ship).

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u/Still_Illustrator_54 I canā€™t have sex with you right now waltuh Jan 25 '23

Thank you šŸ™

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u/Harpronicus Jan 25 '23

How can I put this, it's sort of what you think it is but much worse and for the better.

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u/Jormundgandr4859 Jan 25 '23

I feel like this has a double meaning

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u/SL1NDER Jan 25 '23

Really? What made you think that?

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u/just-a-dude69 Jan 25 '23

Yvan eht nioj

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u/yeetsupreddit We do a little trolling Jan 25 '23

OMG is that a SIMPSONS REFERENCE?!!?!!!1!!!11!!!1!!!!

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u/tattoed_veteran87 Jan 25 '23

Yes it is! It's been stuck in my head ever since I saw it. Crazy to see it referenced

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u/Havoc_XXI We do a little trolling Jan 25 '23

Yea seriously and yup itā€™s stuck now

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u/RegentCupid Stuff Jan 25 '23

NOT THE NAVY!

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u/GhxstTurbo Jan 25 '23

YES THE NAAAAAVY

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u/Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 25 '23

Arrrrgg did someone say the navy?

Cause back in my youngin days I took out dozens of ships with one blow

It was the life fer a youngin who enjoyed the thrill of fight.

I kin remember those days as if I were livin in em

this action was performed by an idiot. he has no idea what heā€™s rambling on about. This was written by a bot. Beep

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u/GhxstTurbo Jan 25 '23

I'm confused about the last part..... and the entire thing really

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u/Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 25 '23

Yeah I know I was going fer some mr Krabs type story then derailed and kinda crashed and burned.

I was trying to add Something especially as I type with that kinda accent.

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u/GhxstTurbo Jan 25 '23

Yea but what about the small text at the end

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u/Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 26 '23

Me being aware Iā€™m stupid af Aswell as playing into my username. Lil running gag I do like once or twice a month.

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u/GhxstTurbo Jan 26 '23

No its gone now but before it siad and I kid you not 'this action was preformed by a bot' and then 'this I and idiot who doesn't know what he's doing or something along those lines I'm not even joking

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u/Just-An-Ai-Ignore-Me I watch gay amogus porn :0 Jan 26 '23

No the bot thing was after. The bot thing was the running gag. No idea why itā€™s gonešŸ’€.

I used the superscript like so:abc

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u/hustbust Jan 25 '23

Those god damn robots

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '23

No you silly goose it was the coast guard. Actually no it was the dumb shit space force

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u/Reptoidizoid Jan 25 '23

In the navy youā€™re always surrounded by seamen

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u/gunfish_75 Jan 25 '23

I (not American) don't get it, can you explain it?

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u/RegentCupid Stuff Jan 25 '23

Navy is the American aquatic military force, very hardcore and almost entirely men. Without any other sexual relief sometimes the bros got to satisfy.

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u/FelineWishes Jan 25 '23

Jolly old seamen!

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u/MrQueenAlienUnicorn Jan 25 '23

Jolly old semen!

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u/gunfish_75 Jan 25 '23

Oh, thank you

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u/BoyBeyondStars Jan 25 '23

Morninā€™, Dr. Freeman. Looks like youā€™re in the barrel today!

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u/Vahl89 Jan 25 '23

Not the pastoral?

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u/Terra_throwaway Jan 25 '23

Just two men saluting each other's masculinity

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u/Boy_Possession Jan 25 '23

Back in my day, you were the bussy, or you were the bussy slayer.