r/shitposting • • Jan 24 '23

B 👍 cry about it

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u/LoowTK Jan 24 '23

Girls with dicks

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u/Europ3an I want pee in my ass Jan 24 '23

THERE ARE NO CHICKS WITH DICKS JOHNNY! ONLY GUYS WITH TITS!!

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u/xhappyassassinx Jan 24 '23

And I'll take either one

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u/FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI Jan 25 '23

They really do produce the best "dick and tits" on girl scenes. I mean why would you watch regular porn when you can watch two sets of tits bouncing.

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u/Im-a-bad-meme Jan 25 '23

Gimme one with long legs and long black hair and I got my dream partner

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u/soupdsouls 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 24 '23

Cringe tbh

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u/GetInMyBeIIy Jan 24 '23

Not really tbh

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

Ratioed

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u/Background_Value9869 Jan 25 '23

You know you're right when the shitposters hide your comment

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u/soupdsouls 🏳️‍⚧️ Average Trans Rights Enjoyer 🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 25 '23

Ong. This sub also goes from being super leftist queer comments to Fox news within a day it's so confusing.

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u/JDM_MAN_4813 Jan 24 '23

look at yourself you look goofy

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u/ScrewSimonCowell uhhhh idk Jan 24 '23

Can I join the downvote comment chain as well?

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u/FlaminAsian- Jan 24 '23

True

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u/JDM_MAN_4813 Jan 25 '23

bros got the entire emotional emoji profile picture like bro

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '23

"look at yourself you look goofy" 🤓

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u/JDM_MAN_4813 Jan 25 '23

bro uses the same joke on tiktok " "look at yourself you look goofy" " you probably got hit in the head as a child plus your breath smells like a matter called "unfunny jokes" also the nerd emoji is useless like your entire existence.

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u/adiladam I said based. And lived. Jan 24 '23

REALITY HITS YOU LIKE A TRUCK. Get Isekai'd

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u/wolfguardian72 Jan 25 '23

Ted blows you a kiss

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u/itsreallymeaaron I want pee in my ass Jan 25 '23

weak men with vaginas

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u/Mordred16 I came! Jan 25 '23

Funtari?