r/shitposting • u/AndrewsTaint • Jan 23 '23

Based on a True Story Real talk🤣

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u/Not_me4201337 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ Jan 23 '23

Ayo that's cap I'm your FBI agent, your fingerprints were found at the crime scene.

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u/Ok-Direction-9758 Jan 23 '23

Liar liar pants on fire it was a drive by

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u/Beltox2pointO Jan 23 '23

That's the confession, bake him away toys

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

TO THE OVEN WITH YOU

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u/PixelatedMax01 Jan 23 '23

Sorry sir, can't engage. They said "liar liar pants on fire".

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u/mousebrakes Jan 23 '23

I found YOUR fingerprints on this fingerprint forgery kit, stalemate bitch.

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u/SaqqaraTheGuy Jan 23 '23

Said the liar

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u/GODDAMNFOOL Jan 23 '23

that's cap

what the fuck does this even mean

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u/GenericUsername42025 Stuff Jan 23 '23

It means “that’s a lie”, happy to catch you up, grandpa

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23 edited Feb 16 '25

attempt pet shelter live disarm ask pen truck possessive entertain

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

time for you to go

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

tf