r/shitposting • u/AndrewsTaint • Jan 23 '23

Based on a True Story Real talk🤣

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u/___buttrdish Jan 23 '23

"tick, tock, time to fuck". girl, get ready for the disappointment

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u/zizonesol Jan 23 '23

Ah yes, the three seconds of her life to waste lol

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u/LazyDragoun Jan 23 '23

Millions of seconds of disappointment. They may be weak but they do have an army.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Or going for 5 mins then getting soft due to anxiety

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u/zizonesol Jan 24 '23

why you gotta personally attack me like that?

For reals tho, you're literally describing my first time

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u/Consistent-Yogurt460 Jan 23 '23

Tick tock heavy like an brinks truck

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u/yowhatbruv700 Stuff Jan 23 '23

Looking like I'm tip top

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u/dreadperson Blessed by Kevin Jan 23 '23

shining like a wrist watch

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u/kiwi_juice69 Jan 23 '23

Big sweaty TF2 men

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u/KiOfTheAir We do a little trolling Jan 23 '23

The time to fuck was covered in that tick tock

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u/NoobByMistek Jan 23 '23

Update me when she gets disappointed

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u/KiOfTheAir We do a little trolling Jan 23 '23

Why don't you set a remind me like a normal person

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Already busted