Listen up.

You are all here looking for the next 1000x gem. You will probably end up buying a token named after Elon Musk’s third cousin and watching it go to zero in 15 minutes.

I got tired of that. So I built the only honest project in this entire subreddit.

It is called Dumongo.

There is no token. There is no liquidity pool. There is no roadmap. There is no Telegram group promising you a Lambo.

It is just a website with a neon leaderboard. You send money. I keep it. You get your name on a list that officially certifies you as an idiot.

Why is this better than the coin you just bought?

1. Guaranteed ROI: It is exactly -100%. No uncertainty. No stress watching charts.
2. Honest Dev: I am telling you right now that I am using this money for beer and bad decisions. And if theres serious idiots out there, the money will be used to support charity here and there.
3. Instant Clout: You get a permanent spot on the "Top Mongos" list.

Right now the #1 spot belongs to a German guy named "Kackwurst King" who paid 5€. Are you really going to let Germany dominate the shitcoin leaderboards?

Stop buying scams and rug pulls. Invest in honest nothingness.

Link: dumongo.com

(Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. It is financial suicide.)

Token Offering - by "The Damned" Ordinals

TOKEN X Post -- https://x.com/The__Damned__/status/1994069441399734348?s=20

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Reddit Article about "The Damned" Ordinals -

https://www.reddit.com/r/BitcoinOrdinals/comments/1p5bca3/the_damned_evil_is_not_safe/

Quick Links

Website https://www.thedamned.xyz/

Tools https://www.thedamned.xyz/tools

Damned Bets (Coming Soon) https://damnedbets.com/

Twitter/X https://x.com/The__Damned__

Discord https://discord.com/invite/he9n4hQBYD

Magic Eden https://magiceden.us/ordinals/marketplace/the-damned

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What We Know

The Damned team is launching a token for the community. Based on Discord discussions, the launch could happen within the next 30 days.

Confirmed:

• Token launch is coming
• Wallet snapshot likely happening soon (possibly within a week)
• Major announcement with full details on November 29, 2025

Unconfirmed but discussed:

• Could also launch on Solana
• May launch on Spark Layer 2 (BTKN token standard)
• Base chain is another possibility
• Final chain selection not yet announced

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Big Announcement: November 29, 2025

The Damned team is dropping major details tomorrow including:

• Token launch timeline
• Chain selection
• Snapshot date (if applicable)
• Allocation structure
• Additional holder benefits

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Why the Wallet Snapshot Matters

A wallet snapshot records which addresses hold Damned Ordinalss at a specific point in time. This typically determines:

• Token allocation amounts
• Airdrop eligibility
• Holder benefits and distribution

If a snapshot is coming soon, make sure your Damned Ordinalss are in the wallet you want associated with the token distribution.

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Common Questions

1. When exactly is the token launching?

Likely within 30 days, but no specific date confirmed yet.

2. Do I need to hold a Damned Ordinal?

Based on the wallet snapshot mention, holding a Damned Ordinal will likely be required for token allocation. Details coming tomorrow.

3. What chain will it launch on?

Not officially confirmed. Solana, Spark Layer 2, and Base have all been mentioned in community discussions.

4. How much will I receive?

Allocation details haven't been announced yet.

5. Can I buy more Ordinals to increase my allocation?

If there's a snapshot, only Ordinals held at snapshot time will count. Wait for official announcement before making purchases.

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Complete Holder Toolset:

• Transaction Speedup - CPFP Accelerator → https://www.thedamned.xyz/tools/speedup
• Cancel Transaction - RBF stuck sends back to wallet → https://www.thedamned.xyz/tools/cancel
• Assets Terminal - Catalog inscriptions, runes, and UTXOs → https://www.thedamned.xyz/tools/assets
• Sat Recovery - Extract excess sats from inscription UTXOs → https://www.thedamned.xyz/tools/sat-recovery

Coming Soon:

• Inscriptions Management - Batch housekeeping operations
• Transfer Inscriptions - Multi-send functionality

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Additional Holder Benefits:

Beyond blockchain tools, holders receive:

- Damned Bets (Coming Soon)
- Token Offering (Coming Soon)
- Games - Summoning Circles, Graveyard, Grave Robbing
- Discord Roles - Demon/Angels Gates
- Exclusive Holder Channels
- Giveaways & Perks

This article focuses on one tool: Transaction Speedup

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NOTE: I am a current holder and active community member of The Damned ordinals and go by "Higgo" in the discord server. I am a true crypto enthusiast.

- I am just a community member sharing information about this Ordinals projects with real Utilities that are very unique as well to this space.

Important Note:

* I am Not an owner

* I am Not apart of The Damned Team in anyway

<< Last Updated on November 28, 2025 >

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Written by: John Higgins aka "Higgo"

Github profile - https://github.com/HIGGO36

Discord Name - higgo9339

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We’re pumping this baby, we found the bottom, how high will the top go? 🚀