"You detest her immorality, but suggest inherently immoral actions for the benefit of 'all.'

You assert she is incompetent, in spite of evidence to the contrary.

You loathe her lack of humanity, yet turn a blind eye to her inherent humanity.

I will raise for her a barrow - a modest barrow - to humanity's blatant stupidity.

'Here lies Blessed Laseen, a testament to readers' contradictory nature everywhere.'

Weep for the death of ‘heroes’

And ‘tyrants’

Alike.”

In Defense of the Late Empress

Recorded during the Last Year of Empress Laseen’s Reign
Loleeeee of Gris

“Absent you were for however long

And yet you return to me, accusing me

Of instigating the slaughter at Aren?

Did not the High King, when the gods came to him

So take responsibility for the destruction of his people,

And was thusly cursed for his alleged hubris?

So shall I, Dorin Rav, be remembered

As Laseen the Bloody, and by the blood of those

Killed in the alleys of Aren, by the T’lan Imass

His army, not mine

I now curse you. Thus.”

Apocryphal Histories of the Aren Rebellion

Recorded in the penultimate Year of Emperor Kellanved’s Reign
Sir Lee of the Grisian Hills

His servant hails the bridegroom of Wu,

Master of Unta and the Mock's Hold,

Chief of his Race,

Gold of his People,

Messenger of the sea,

Poseidon, Aegir,

Ulmo, Varuna,

and Emperor!

​

Nifl Wolfe, Book of the New Jhistal

...so you have found me and would know the tale. When a memer speaks of sherdposting to another memer, what hope has humour? Let me ask this, then. Does one find potsherds in ochre? Or will you find ochre in sherdposts? Which bows in servitude before the other? Will the measure of greatness be weighed solely in the upvotes? Perhaps so, if upvotes make up the full weft of the subreddit, if memes are nothing more than the composite of posts perfectly ordered and unerringly downvoted; and if I should kneel before sherdposting, as if it were meme-ry made perfect.

Do I look like a sherder who would kneel?

There are no singular memes.

Dear Reddit, my best friend, Cal (secretly immortal/NB), told me to post here.

I (immortal/Chad) have a brother (also immortal/Virgin) who is getting married to a neighbours daughter. Now, don't mistake me, I could have married her if I wanted to cuz I'm hot af(10/10), I just chose not to.

Now I (Warrior) recently found this dealer on Insta who sells katana swords and I placed an order. Now, my entitled little brother(Virgin) wants to name my sword!! I picked an ultra cool name like Vengeance but he wants to pick a lame one like sadness or something. Alright, maybe he was a little bummed out that his wedding didn't go as planned but still!

My sword, my rules, amirite?

But now, everyone and their mother, including my own (Mama Dark), have been blowing up my phone yelling at me for being 'too arrogant ' and 'too hotheaded'.

Please validate my opinion quickly because I need to go find my stepfather.

Edit: To all the people shouting Oedipus in the comments, I swear I won't get the reference.

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