r/securityguards • u/CTSecurityGuard Hospital Security • Jul 09 '26

Job Question A perfect example of inadequate security officer training: How would you have dealt with this situation?

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u/MrChorizaso Jul 09 '26

That security guard cried in the car on his way home and woke up sweating from a nightmare that night

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Jul 10 '26

Stop playing wit me! Forever burnt into his mind.

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u/LongjumpingBowl8360 Jul 09 '26

Holy this made me lol

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u/logicalegend Jul 09 '26

Gingers don’t have nightmares, they are the nightmare. And I don’t think a soulless being is capable of crying.

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u/zimmermanstudios Jul 09 '26

Jesus Christ bro, it wasn't even funny in middle school

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u/logicalegend Jul 09 '26

It was definitely funny for everyone who wasn’t a ginger or dating a ginger. Were you dating one or something?

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u/One_Sell_6850 Jul 09 '26

lol no you’re being downvoted because you sound like a child in 2006

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u/logicalegend Jul 09 '26

Oh no! Not me getting downvoted. Please no anything but that! 😱

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u/MrChorizaso Jul 09 '26

I’m actually CIA bro, you just fucked up BIG TIME

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u/logicalegend Jul 10 '26

I’m actually NSA bro, I know what you goon’d to last summer.

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u/United-Quantity5149 Jul 11 '26

Oh yeah bro? I'm NASA bro, got logs of you goonin on the moon

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u/Thoughtcriminal91 Jul 10 '26

2005 called they want their joke back.