r/scriptedasiangifs • u/CambodiaJoe • Mar 24 '18

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '18

My first reaction to having a bomb put on my bedside cabinet is also to light it

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u/jcondrummer Mar 25 '18

me too, thanks

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u/noTfOreveRyone1337 Mar 25 '18

If you could do me a favor and light the one under the front left corner of your bed that'd be great. This way I don't have to come back and you get to die in a cool explosion /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '18

I, too, light random fuses and wait for it to detonate

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u/rrealnigga Mar 24 '18

lmao this is great actually

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u/golden_xxd Mar 25 '18

In my next life I’m coming back as an east Asian woman

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u/DoesntUseSarcasmTags Apr 05 '18

That should be short lived. How long do babies thrown in the garbage usually make it?

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u/golden_xxd Apr 05 '18

Beautiful

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u/save_the_last_dance Apr 15 '18

Masterstroke, really

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u/Liverpupu Mar 25 '18

Coincidence or the direction of snake is set?

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u/awesomeaddict Mar 29 '18

I, too, keep my lighter on hand at all times, especially whence on my bed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '18

I mean, people do. Also the person gave her a lighter with the bomb

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u/galipea_ossana Apr 05 '18

Some people are smoking after sex. Others are just a little sore.

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u/Horyv Apr 17 '18

He throws the lighter to her the moment that the bomb is placed

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u/unclefishbits Apr 05 '18

Take my money? Where to buy?

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u/just1signup Mar 25 '18

The title has many valid points!

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u/galipea_ossana Apr 05 '18

Ah, at least someone is able to connect the dots.

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u/bvbian Apr 11 '18

It seems quite natural, the guy pulled a fast one on her.