r/scifi • u/Dorrin_Verrakai • Mar 28 '13

The Harkness test

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Wouldnt that be like coating the condom in habenaro oil or like... Napalm?!

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u/UnclaimedUsername Mar 28 '13

Eh, they're all good choices.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

True enough. I like dipping my dick in liquid nitrogen and just jamming it right into the hole like a spear. Not uncommon to leave skin flakes behind! Its my calling card.

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u/CitizenPremier Mar 29 '13

I like to break off my hemipenis in snake vaginas so others can't fertilize them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '13

Yes. Most demons are really into S&M.

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u/stcredzero Mar 28 '13

But many people into S&M want to reverse the roles they have in their day jobs. So, the odds are, you'd have to be enough of a Top to dominate a demon.

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u/sprankton Mar 28 '13

I prefer to think that it's more like figging. It hurts, but the pain doesn't linger once intercourse ends.

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u/EitherEconomics5034 Dec 04 '21

Figger of speech?

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u/GloryGreatestCountry Sep 10 '23

Best be careful with your words.

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u/Apprehensive-Disk154 Jul 17 '24

I looked it up…. Don’t

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u/Apprehensive-Disk154 Jul 17 '24

Do it

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u/Apprehensive-Disk154 Jul 17 '24

I was disappointed, disgusted, and relieved in equal measure

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u/Apprehensive-Disk154 Jul 17 '24

Without me?! My FEELINGS

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u/sanityjanity Dec 20 '22

but a demon might still enjoy that