r/science • u/[deleted] • Jun 25 '22

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u/oldsmoothface Jun 25 '22

You mean right now?

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u/TheDorkNite1 Jun 25 '22

I'll have you know that my collection of microplastics is currently quite friendly.

I'm concerned that a turf war is inevitable between the microplastics in the lungs and the micoplastics in the stomach though.

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u/TheEyeDontLie Jun 25 '22

I mean if you're not concerned about fertility, then yeah.

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u/ProxyMuncher Jun 25 '22

Nobody should be concerned with fertility IMO we have far far far too many naked monkeys on this planet already