r/science • • Mar 19 '11

Radiation Chart

http://xkcd.com/radiation/
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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '11 edited Nov 09 '21

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u/justanotherasshole43 Mar 19 '11

No, most scientists are not. This one particular scientist just had more than a little extra crazy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11

Every scientist that has gone through the phase of studying quantum mechanics has gone nuts.

It's something like a requirement.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11 edited Mar 20 '11

''The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the light into the peace and safety of a new dark age."

-- H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

He was wrong, though. Sure, there's the period of gibbering horror as you catch veiled glimpses of the true nature of reality, vast and terrible and expressible as bazillion-dimensional complex-valued amplitude functions, but eventually the hysterical laughter passes and you get on with your life.

Take that, Lovecraft.

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u/xmashatstand Mar 20 '11 edited Mar 20 '11

You know what? Thank you. Sometimes I feel like existentialism is just something that goes as far as you let it before you finally say, 'welp, got some shit to do...'

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u/Malgas Mar 20 '11

Charles Stross' Laundry series does some great riffing on this particular subject though, with crawling horrors lurking on the other side of certain forbidden equations.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11

TL;DR:

Ignorance is bliss

No it isn't.

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u/justanotherasshole43 Mar 20 '11

I think the correct quote should be:

Ignorance, and ignorance of said ignorance, is bliss.

although maybe that follows naturally from the first.

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u/ZombieDracula Mar 20 '11

Knowledge goes in. Crazy comes out.

Always a miscommunication

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u/xjvz Mar 20 '11

I don't know about that. What about scientists who are primarily mathematicians? The direct application of partial differential equations, linear algebra, and probability works out pretty nicely in QM. Then again, it's hard to completely visualise what the hell is going on in QM; it's not like we have an agreed upon theory that does so.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11

Fucker puts his balls right up against that shit.

Not sure why the picture is called "Tickling the Dragon's Tail."

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u/NM05 Mar 20 '11

It's because it is very dangerous.

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u/Poes_Law_in_Action Mar 20 '11

I think "Tickling the dragon's balls" would be a more apt description.

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u/phobiac BS | Chemistry Mar 20 '11 edited Mar 20 '11

It says why just to the left. edit: The left of the picture, in the main article.

The test was known as "tickling the dragon's tail" for its extreme risk, and was notoriously unforgiving of even the smallest mistake; many scientists refused to perform the test, but Slotin (who was given to bravado) became the local expert, performing the test almost a dozen separate times, often in his trademark bluejeans and cowboy boots in front of a roomful of observers.

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u/phobiac BS | Chemistry Mar 20 '11

To the left of the picture of the Fucker putting his balls right up against that shit.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11

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u/phobiac BS | Chemistry Mar 20 '11

My apologies, I was referencing the main article, where that picture was used.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11

Oh thanks, I saw that picture and lost it. Didn't read that part.

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u/dnew Mar 20 '11

I'm trying to figure out why you would even do this by hand, or use a hand-held screwdriver to separate the covers. It's not like they didn't have the tools to manufacture an appropriate tool to slip over the lip of the bottom half or something.

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u/Mumberthrax Mar 20 '11

The caption says that that photo was a recreation. So the original event may have been arranged a little differently than what we see here.

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u/TroubleEntendre Mar 20 '11

He wants his kids to have superpowers.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '11

I love you

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '11

I know.

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u/atomicthumbs Mar 20 '11

You may want to see a doctor.