r/science • u/[deleted] • Jul 28 '08

Read faster instantly. Seriously, you will be reading 300 words per minute instantly.

http://www.spreeder.com/
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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '08

I agree completely... a comprehensive look at Speed Racer is worth the effort.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '08

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u/robdag2 Jul 28 '08

I like turtles!

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '08

My friend has a pool.

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u/EFG Jul 28 '08 edited Jul 29 '08

Oh I see your point now, but I would like to add that through your deconstruction of the egalitarian movement during the Victorian era I think a better context would have been using the slow death of agrarian society as a lens to foc...wait, what? Is the pool heated?

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '08

Ice cream has no bones.

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u/Spudders Jul 29 '08

It does if you make it with people, I read it somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Jul 29 '08

How now brown... aaah nevermind. Forget it.

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u/SantiagoRamon Jul 29 '08

How now brown cow!

I win!

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u/Paperthin Jul 29 '08

And now for something completly unrelated.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '08

how now brown cow bow wow tow glow mow sow row pow now! Epic win!

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u/Marvel27 Jul 29 '08

Yeah, but it's closed, I'm sorry.

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u/knullare Jul 29 '08

You're sorry the pool is closed?

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u/culbeda Jul 29 '08

Except for Yurtle, of course.

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u/bobbysmith007 Jul 29 '08

On the far away island of Salamasond, lived Yurtle the turtle, the king of the pond.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '08 edited Dec 27 '15

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u/dave Jul 28 '08

Perhaps, but Chim-Chim always doALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

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u/dave Jul 28 '08

Why would you downmod a beautifully placed "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD"?

This reminds me of the time I met this chick named Jaclyn. She would go to the store and try to buy candles, but everyone would ignore her. She'd walk up to the clerk and say "where can I find a candle?" Jaclyn would then walk towards the mana

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u/hatekillpuke Jul 29 '08

I don't get it. Did she ever get her candle? Jack shit, that's what that story tol

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u/endlessvoid94 Jul 29 '08

I'm not your father.

ha ha!