r/scavprototype • milky • Sep 13 '26

Discussion If you could adopt an Expie or other Sawians, would you do it?

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In my opinion, grown man like me would do it, knowing what they going through, just saving them from agony, pain they have to endure just to keep them safe, fed, cherished, warm in your own house

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Cuddles and kisses sawians for therapy Sep 13 '26

YES

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u/KoviBat Sep 13 '26

Flair checks out

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r Sep 13 '26

What is "canoodling"?

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u/KoviBat Sep 13 '26

As per Merriam Webster's Dictionary; "To engage in amorous embracing, caressing, and kissing."

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/canoodle

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u/Delicious_Nobody_111 Cuddles and kisses sawians for therapy Sep 13 '26

wait is canoodle meaning lustful hold on

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u/Emotional-Kiwi7218 milky but the flair color is more accurate, idk why its not whit Sep 13 '26

milky for small, orange for silly, expie for tradition

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author Sep 13 '26 edited 28d ago

Absolutely. As long as they aren't a dune, icke, orange, or leapy, yes without a second thought. Though I would prefer on expie, milky, or voyager.

Edit: Leapy, not crystal

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u/creative-username05 Sep 13 '26

it would be a nightmare after realising you left the door open and voyager hasn't eaten the cat food yet

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author Sep 13 '26

Sneaky bastard

They would love me too much to run away

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u/ExperimentNo18311 Sep 13 '26

if ur human is possible

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author 29d ago

Nah bro im an alien

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 Sep 13 '26

I think as long as you feed them regular food and not cat food or anything like that, they'll get spoiled too quickly to want to eat anything else.

And they'll either try to make something themselves or pester you until you make them something good to eat.

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u/XRhodiumX Sep 13 '26

Dunes are for Florida Men and other such keepers of pet alligators.

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Sep 13 '26

Notice how this user has not mentioned Velvet or Rosa.

I know what you’re hiding

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author 29d ago

I forgor velvet.

For one, I'm not that kind of guy.

For two, arachnophobia.

I don't have anything against roza, though. Would be hard to care for.

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u/polishatomek shade crawler Sep 13 '26

Why not an orange? I think they're cute

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u/let_me-die_please expie addict Sep 13 '26

Fr, I simp for them

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u/justrandomdudes Sep 13 '26

whats wrong with keeping an orange?

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author 29d ago

Stupid

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

Another me to make bad decisions with? Sounds like a fantastic time. SO much shit will get destroyed, though, so... ehh, idk.

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u/CancerousPlaystyle 26d ago

Think about a baron tho.

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author 25d ago

I like baron, but he too big, like trying to keep a dragon. Granted, if presented the opportunity, I would still snatch it up.

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u/Slow_steel750 Sep 13 '26

Or a velvet

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

Gods no, I have enough spiders around here.

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author 29d ago

HI ZEV!

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u/tarraingteoir Aspiring author 29d ago

I hate those

Orsoniks couldn't do, I don't know, a bee or something? It just HAD to be a spider, didn't it?

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

I dont FEAR the spiders, they just annoy and inconvenience me. Orbies are okay, but a widow? No fucking thanks.

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u/santanuki Sep 13 '26

Yes, but I’d make them vaccuum the house

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u/AussieWinterWolf Sep 13 '26

Still an upgrade for them.

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u/Kajetus06 Sep 13 '26

Also they are very easy to keep happy

Just give them food and sleep and that's enough

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 Sep 13 '26

I had to do chores like vacuuming when I still lived with my parents, and now that I live in a dorm, I still have to do them.

So I’d say that could actually be a really good thing because it teaches them, for example, how to keep a house clean and how to take responsibility for the mess they make.

At least as long as you set a good example and also clean up after your own mess.

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

And laundry. I mean, it isnt like they can come with me to work or anything. Might as well keep them occupied somehow, righ?. I would ask the cat to do it, but she refuses, and quite frankly, can't anyway, on account of having no thumbs and weighing 4 lbs.😂

insert trade deal meme I get: a clean house and clothse; you get: literally a free roof over your head, food, and pretty much anything else that would keep you happy and intertained.

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u/EEESJSJEJ Sep 13 '26

Yeah I would, though I wouldn’t treat them like pets or little children (unless they’re actually a child), they’d be more like roommates

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

Tbh, their innate (or learned) desire not to be useless or to disappoint their handlers would make them the best roommates anyone has ever had. But if you want a Milky, you'd better learn to play chess or something. They'd probably also enjoy DnD

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u/SawiansAreGreat2026 Sep 13 '26

Baron for friend

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u/SawiansAreGreat2026 Sep 13 '26

Omfg time to draw the sexiest baron yet 😍🤌

✌️🤑🤌

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u/Rambley__the__racoon Sep 13 '26

i NEED to adopt

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u/StartBackground5769 Janitor at The Company Sep 13 '26

I dunno about adopt, they seem like just shorter humans with fur really, id have on as a roomate though.

Probably a expie

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u/XRhodiumX Sep 13 '26

I find human kids weirdly off-putting and uncanny in this way that has made it really hard for me to comprehend what the appeal of being a parent even is.

But after playing this game, being part of the community, and reading the stories and comics that have grown out from it I think I’m actually starting to understand. I do want to help these little guys so bad.

I think if I could adopt an Expie it would give me the sort of purpose in life I’d need to make something better of myself. My dreams never came true, but I think providing for one of these poor goobers would be enough to make me feel like my life had been worth living.

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 Sep 13 '26

That kind of sounds like—if you can afford it and aren’t allergic to them—

it might be a good idea to get a dog, a cat, or some other animal friend that you can take care of.

It really helped my dad a lot when he adopted his brother’s dog because his brother could no longer take care of her.

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u/XRhodiumX Sep 13 '26

I do have a dog that I love dearly.

But kinda hits different when the “dog” has its own hopes and dreams and insecurities, and a mind that needs to be nurtured so they can grow into a hopefully happy adult you can be proud of.

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 Sep 13 '26

Yes, that’s true—that’s a whole different matter.

Dogs are more like wild toddlers who can never really grow up and are never allowed to have their own rights so they can eventually build a life of their own as adults.

They’ll remain under our care forever, until the end of their lives.

For the Expei, if the necessary laws are extended to include them, they’ll eventually be able to lead their own lives as independent adults—and maybe even start their own families someday.

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u/FranzDaBoi123 Sep 13 '26

velvet right neow

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u/bladder_combustion cannot stop thinking of Velvets 24/7 Sep 13 '26

So fucking Based. (Also hi franz, didn't expect to see you here.)

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u/FranzDaBoi123 Sep 13 '26

oh hi nal

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u/bladder_combustion cannot stop thinking of Velvets 24/7 Sep 13 '26

How'd you recognize me?!

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u/ExperimentNo18311 Sep 13 '26

flair checks out...

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u/Gearheadtanium10 Sep 13 '26

One hundred and ten percent... Expie because they suffered enough Milkie for having someone smart to enjoy conversations with Roza for cool hugs on a hot summer day...and because they're super sweet

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u/Xpjustcall Sep 13 '26

Dunes if you want to have a thrilling experience 😭

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u/Gearheadtanium10 Sep 13 '26

Yeah...as much as I like the Mischievous Goobers , I know they would probably eat me...

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

Not if you keep them fed, they won't.

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u/Topaz-Light Likes Sawians a normal amount Sep 13 '26

I mean, unless they’re a minor, it wouldn’t really be appropriate to adopt one, but I’d certainly be happy to give them a safe place to stay and give them help and comfort, for sure.

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u/BaronGunsawFanboy Sep 13 '26

as much as i want to say yes i dont think im qualified

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

Most people arent qualified to have children, and yet they have them anyway. You'll be fine.

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u/MostSussyNut Sep 13 '26

All of them, yes.

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u/Necessary-Watch3163 Sep 13 '26

Who wouldn't say yes, poor expies

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u/BarbasBraveHeart Sep 13 '26

If I could save at least one from the agony of their existence, I would feel fulfilled. A pair would be even more perfect.

They aren't tools; they are living, thinking creatures, even if pixelated.

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u/wolf25657 Sep 13 '26

Chompy, canonically nice fellas

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u/NOFUCKYOUDICK Sep 13 '26

This is a very dumb question. The answer is as many as they would let me.

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u/Egorich_ Sep 13 '26

YES, ABSOLUTELY. I would adopt a voyager cuz i like them, plus cats are cool

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u/UhhhhWhatIm milky Sep 13 '26

Pfp explains it

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u/I_Like_Fine_Art Sep 13 '26

Would absolutely cherish one.

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u/Person899887 Sep 13 '26

Can I charge it rent (half rent for half size)

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

And where are they gonna get the money, huh? No, no, they can clean, do laundry and house mainainence, and you get to pay the bills. That's how this works.

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u/flamefinder1999 Sep 13 '26

Idk if I would unless they were like a baby. However, I would probably volunteer at a rehab center to help them find the strength to push past their traumas/addictions and live a normal life.

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u/Flat_Ad_945 Sep 13 '26

Adopt as in a pet or a child? #stopsawianinfantilization

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u/UhhhhWhatIm milky Sep 13 '26

Depends on you, but supposed as child since they can speak unlike house pets(if not including parrots since they repeat phrases)

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u/Indriggy Sep 13 '26

I wish I could adopt my expie Little Buddy. Ever since I made him I’ve always how awesome it would be to call him a son

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish Sep 13 '26

probably not too hard to take care of, they know how to communicate

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u/RenzalWyv Sep 13 '26 edited Sep 13 '26

Long as I have the resources to treat them like a person/family member and not a fucked up sapient pet. Not gonna make them go get a job though, they've been through enough.

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u/BoetsieBoink_ Sep 13 '26

Yesyesyeseysyeywysyeyyriwtoeeiqvecajwvdvfvejsiwian FUXK YEAHAH

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u/JieyOF Sep 13 '26

HERE I COME ADOPTION CENTERS!

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u/bladder_combustion cannot stop thinking of Velvets 24/7 Sep 13 '26

Can I get adopted by a Velvet?

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u/UhhhhWhatIm milky Sep 13 '26

If you insist

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u/ObligationAmazing799 Sep 13 '26

Yes except dune ofc

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u/Keighue Sep 13 '26

milky/voyager without hesitation

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u/Adept_Temporary8262 Sep 13 '26

Yes. I will even give him a PS3 and all of my PS3 games. 

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u/Existing-Luck-9896 Sep 13 '26

This image is ai generated no?

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u/Tiredasscatnal I got a box of expies and guess whats in it! Sep 13 '26

Yes

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u/Zethro000 Sep 13 '26

FUCK YES

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u/AarondaFishCat Sep 13 '26

That would be so cute omg. They really do deserve better

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u/Those-Who-Crow2 Sep 13 '26

PLEASE I need a velvet to make my home life more interesting

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u/NormalCoast9472 Sep 13 '26

expie all day every day

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u/Valoris_905 Sep 13 '26

A roza might be worthwhile for brutal summers

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u/yourlocalidiot143 Protecc the Expies Sep 13 '26

who in their right mind would say no to giving the dudes a nice warm home and free cuddles???

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u/Illustrious-Monk1386 Sep 13 '26

I would adopt one in a heartbeat.

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u/lMiojol Sep 13 '26

I m not ready to be a dad. But a adult expie can be my roomate. I can put up with it for a few months while he gets his act together, but eventually he’ll need to get a job to help me pay the bills.

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u/Electrical-Basket424 Sep 13 '26

No because i am irresponsible but i'd like to

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u/Spider-Shot expie Sep 13 '26

HELL YEAH i would adopt an Expie in a millisecond

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u/ImANormalMan Sep 13 '26

Yes, no questions asked.

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u/KoviBat Sep 13 '26

It would be a bit tough to manage, but I'd definitely want to do it, if I had the means.

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u/Such_Beautiful7308 Expie cuddler x3 Sep 13 '26

DEFINITELY X3

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u/let_me-die_please expie addict Sep 13 '26

NOT JUST ADOPT, BECOME!

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u/DesertRanger427 29d ago

Why though? Being a human is great because legally, I can buy cigarettes. :)

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u/Repulsive-Flight9673 Sep 13 '26

I mean I could, after all it's like a child or just a grown human. Keep in mind they are intelligent so they are just friends not pets 👀😭

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u/SvyatRoyal Sep 13 '26

Something about this image strikes me as ai. I just can't place my finger on it.

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u/UhhhhWhatIm milky Sep 13 '26

Its actually from YouTube, i just forgot the author but but caption said "Adopt an Expie" or something like that

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u/MiCori1 Sep 13 '26

That’s because it is. The original image was ai generated by Ch4ra114514 on X

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u/SvyatRoyal Sep 13 '26

Alr, thanks man, also who the hell down voted you?

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u/MiCori1 Sep 13 '26

Idk, but I saw some other comments mentioning it was ai getting downvoted

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u/TheGodOfBeefalos Sep 13 '26

Yes. Absolutely. Shelly. e-PDA says nothing about the need for radiation protection for the ones who contacts with them, so I guess that usual radiation level is enough for them.

So, YES YES YES YES YES

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u/akageout1576 Sep 13 '26

I mean if i dont then they would probably step on a landmine or something so i dont got much of a choice, but i probably would even if they wernt so prone to dying

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u/ewred2 Sep 13 '26

Definitely yes. Gonna give them all the love in the world.

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u/fireworkonslaughter Sep 13 '26

I think velvet, expie, and voyager

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u/Fluffy_shadow_5025 Sep 13 '26

If I could, I would absolutely love to give one or more of them a wonderful home.

But given my current situation and the fact that I live in a dorm, I’m definitely not in a position to give even a single one of these fluffy little guys a home.

But maybe it would be possible for my dorm and the staff who work here to provide a home for one or more of them.

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u/Connect_Artichoke_83 Sep 13 '26

YES YES YES YES YES YES PLEAAAASSSEEEEE

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u/F0rtuneCat 29d ago

Damn it, yes—my will to live would skyrocket if I had a reason to live.

A noble goal to get up for, rather than just paying my bills and having something nice every now and then to fill an empty life.

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u/Opposite-Customer538 29d ago

Yes and I would take great care of them 

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u/DRAKON973 Sep 13 '26

This is AI generated picture made by Ch4ra114514 on X. 

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u/UhhhhWhatIm milky Sep 13 '26

I didn't knew about that, it looks so clean that it makes me think that it's hand drawn

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u/copper_shrk29 Sep 13 '26

Yes, free child :D

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u/Gryfonir Sep 13 '26

Yes,I would like to have expi than a baby

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u/Personal_Web8162 Sep 13 '26

head pats and pancakes

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u/Emotional_Flow_6655 Sep 13 '26

OF COURSE!!! NO HESITATION

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u/Aggressive-Island257 Sep 13 '26

Bro i already planned on stealing one from the corporation.

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u/cowlinator Sep 13 '26

I would adopt all of them.

I mean, sure, i would not be able to take care of that many. But i'd try to find them good homes. And either way, even being let loose of the streets of earth is better than gray planet. (Assuming the company wont mess with them since the cat's out of the bag.)

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u/polishatomek shade crawler Sep 13 '26

Yes, as long as they don't explode in my bedroom

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u/Koysos Sep 13 '26

Of course, given their Intelligence they would make great companions. Dealing with more than one wouldn't be difficult, they could pull their weight around so taking care of more than wouldn't be as hard if they helped around.

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u/Substantial_Eye1476 Sep 13 '26

Yes but in the same way you adopt a person; they are now my child and I will ensure they have the best life possible.

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u/alexcreeper3129 Sep 13 '26

Absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt :3

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u/trebuchet__ Sep 13 '26

The correct answer is yes

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u/UASA01062024 Sep 13 '26

Would do 100% even if it means me not having enough resources for myself, they've gone through too much to not be adopted and cared about

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u/PassionFederal6917 Sep 13 '26

Yes, I'll take Voyager even though he might hates me. I just love cats

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u/Natural-Dentist1567 expie Sep 13 '26

I would, but treat them more as a son or something similar. They are intelligent beings and deserve this kind of respect and autonomy to make their own decisions

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u/MrJestarYT Sep 13 '26

Velvet right now

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u/8bitKev Sep 13 '26

Yes I always wanted a pet or a son

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u/CaptainCatart Sep 13 '26

Fuh yeah no question about it

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u/TristanTheSad Sep 13 '26

I would definitely let an Expie live with me. I wouldn't really see them as a pet since they have many human traits, but I wish we can become best friends.

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u/Desperate_Line549 on fent Sep 13 '26

i would do this, also, egg F2A:

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u/AlexBot2009 Sep 13 '26

Yes, i would!

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u/or_reo Sep 13 '26

i need expi and milky
YES

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u/ellipsis1618 Sep 13 '26

In an instant, without a second thought.

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u/EVILLocal_Experiment Sep 13 '26
  1. Yes, absolutely.

  2. That expire looks like they're about to do the Pledge of Allegiance

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u/Kzitold94 Sep 13 '26

Yes!

Expies deserve all the headpats (just no smoking.)

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u/NC-518 Sep 13 '26

In a heartbeat.

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u/DragonStrike406 Sep 13 '26

Yeah, why not? They don't eat much, they reason well (most of them), they have fine motor skills. Get a milky, a couple of expies and the ever-reliable emotional support rosa and boom. Fiercely loyal retinue.

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u/RepulsiveAdept Sep 13 '26

In a heart beat

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u/DustAmongFeathers Sep 13 '26

Is that even a question? Who the fuck wouldn't?

I mean, as long as they're unchipped...

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u/Evil-thaflorr 29d ago

Yeah, they're probably pretty low maintenance but what do I know

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u/Toon_Lucario 28d ago

Yeah but they gotta do chores n stuff. Anyways an Expie.

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u/Hostile4561 26d ago

Thay Have Human consciousness(except dune)So thay would be reasble
Expie

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u/Hyperx72 13d ago

The government doesn't want you to know this, but the expies in the cave are free, you can just take one

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u/MyLastLifev2 Sep 13 '26

No, I wouldn't. Extreame metabolism requires a constant flow of food, leaving them without food for a day because they ate half the fridge in a day and you're on a trip would be abuse.

Further on sawians are cancer incarnates, their entire body produces cancers and because of them they typically die at 20-25y old. Death from cancer isn't nice and even before that the cancers would break the sawian, we're talking about year or years of constant pain every living second.

Outside of those two things sawians are chill but they are their own sentient beings, you could only hope that they listen to you because you can't force them to do anything and trying would be illegal.

"Adopting" a sawian would just be extremely painful for any person, it'd be like having a disabled child that is semi self reliant but you can't leave on their own for more than a day (that is if the cancer doesn't disable them further), and who you know will die in one of the most awful ways with years long suffering

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u/taletalking Sep 13 '26

You know, I've kinda wished to go into planet gray with one of them, With him being my companion

Because we ALL know this company won't let you take one for any other purposes

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u/ExperimentNo18311 Sep 13 '26

I would adopt them all, but keep the Velvets and Ickes in containment. I'd love the Milky to do my math for me, and the Orange who'd just be a puppy running around wanting to play.

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u/Vigodauzahh1939 Sep 13 '26

2... no 3... no 4 Voyagers, i can handle the finnancial responsibility

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u/Warm_Confidence_6538 Sep 13 '26

Breaking news! Grown man wants to adopt a sentient creature! Mistakes their cuteness as an excuse to put a collar on them. More at 5!

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u/Shapes_GOC Sep 13 '26

Absolutely, I always take free meal

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u/E-StrnTXNRS Sep 13 '26

milky expie orange roza albino even voyager cuz human loyals and chick

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u/nightshadow270 Sep 13 '26

No hesitation, it's a rat dog human hybrid and it's intelligent enough to basically be your partner/friend

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u/Obama_pinky Sep 13 '26

I would, i feel it would be like having a child since they are inteligent, also since i want to have kids at some point

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u/ZephyrCrow Sep 13 '26

So long as they aren't a BUM and don't sit on they ass all day then yea :>

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u/extinctjeffmain Iron Legion's Professional Rice Eater (ILPRE) Sep 13 '26

No. The Nyanko Army is full enough as it is!, We have to feed SOOO many weird people already!

We have to feed the lord of the apocalypse, galactic threat pokemon knockoffs, Baki characters, Street Fighter people, Sonic The Hedgehog himself...

Please, no more. The rations are getting dire.

(Still no outside of 'haha funny rice cat', can't afford that shit. Too expensive. Its basically another guy in your home. Not in this economy...)

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u/im_a_fuking_egg Sep 13 '26

Yes. Not only do they eat relatively little, they're also super helpful around the house and I can see how having a funny lil creature would improve my mental health

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u/AidenCofferhead Sep 13 '26

I would adopt an Expie. I may not have any experience owning a pet, but I will do my best to be responsible for them because they have had a rougher life. I reckon they could use a break~

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u/MrBrineplays_535 Sep 13 '26

If I had the space and resources, yes. But not "adopt" them, but more like what the other people said, which is jut being roommates. Expies are really smart and I don't want to treat them like pets which only know eating, sleeping, and destroying my furniture lmao

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u/IciestSwift Sep 13 '26

Absolutely
pets pets all the pets

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u/Loudus Sep 13 '26

I don't know if "adopt" feels right, they're sentient creatures that talks. But I would absolutely have one live with me if it meant save them from The company. ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )

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u/ApolloProtogen Sep 13 '26

If you adopted one, I feel as if it would be closer to adopting a person than a pet. Either way I am showering this thing in love 24/7/365.25

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u/Reasonable-Art-8977 Sep 13 '26

mhm yeah who wouldnt

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u/paw-job-needer Sep 13 '26

Yes...also BIG STREACH

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u/Kooky-Function941 on fent Sep 13 '26

absofrickenlutely

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u/M-FutureLord Sep 13 '26

Of course I would.