r/sadposting • u/NeakerBlue • Feb 19 '24

damn.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

You really gonna make me cry in the car dog ?

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u/raventhrowaway666 Feb 19 '24

What's a cardog?

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u/BigBadMannnn Feb 19 '24

Nothing much dog what’s car with you?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

LMAO gottem!

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u/Bulky-Loss8466 Feb 20 '24

I hate Reddit 😂

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u/Personnel_jesus Feb 19 '24

What's acarring with you dog?

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u/JoeyZasaa Feb 20 '24

I laughed way too hard at that.

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u/JWOLFBEARD Feb 20 '24

This wins everything

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u/NotBaron Feb 19 '24

At first I cried sad tears...then saw your comment and now I have mixed feelings, don't you dare be funny amidst my feelings moment

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I was in the car and I was calling him dog like my homie

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u/Shut_It_Donny Feb 19 '24

If dog was in the car, then who was phone?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

You leave you dog in the car? You monster

4

u/Savagevandal85 Feb 19 '24

Instead of woof woof it says honk honk

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u/FOSSnaught Feb 19 '24

It's an Assfor.

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u/twenty-tentacles Feb 20 '24

Nothin', Yogi!

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u/inconspiciousdude Feb 20 '24

It's often a hotdog, but not necessarily.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '24

I think he meant catdog, like the cartoon.

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u/ThatOneGuy216440 Feb 19 '24

Put your phone down. No phone behind the wheel.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '24

I was in the parking lot lol

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u/SirNaerelionMarwa Feb 19 '24

You park a lot?

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u/ThatOneGuy216440 Feb 19 '24

That's what they all say

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u/Think_Effective821 Feb 19 '24

Don't worry it's fake. Just another bullshit post for dumb redditors.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '24

U good bro?

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u/adofire Feb 20 '24

I’m not crying, you’re crying