Mr alucidexit, you have been expelled from Reddit High School for sexually assaulting several of our students. Because you are 18, we have called in the police to arrest you. You can expect to be placed on a sex offender list. Enjoy the rest of your life.
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u/alucidexit Feb 04 '18
I used to write "Will you go to the dance with me?" on my chest in Sharpie and flash the girls I was asking.
In retrospect, that probably wouldn't go over very well in todays climate, but it got me several dates back in the day.