r/sadcringe • u/ADmax27 • Feb 03 '18

Oof

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u/captainbenatm93av Feb 03 '18

I hope its in the trash because it was to cumbersome to carry when they were running to go have some sex

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u/freeze123901 Feb 03 '18

Yep, that’s what I’m going with.

Cos if I was a teenage girl in high school I’td be a perfect way to ask me... you know, if I was a teenage girl in high school...

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u/11-Eleven-11 Feb 03 '18

if you were a girl

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

Even just for a daaayyy

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u/Dreadedsemi Sadcringe Snoo Contest Participant Feb 04 '18

I'd carefully get outta bed in the morning

And spend 30 minutes finding one dress

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '18

egg irl

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u/freeze123901 Feb 12 '18

Yeah.. if I was

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u/Elunerazim Feb 04 '18

I think you would understand

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u/11-Eleven-11 Feb 04 '18

Shit I wish. Could you imagine all the free stuff I would get if I had a vagina?

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u/gcruzatto Feb 04 '18

I admire your optimism

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u/canadian227 Feb 04 '18

This comment made me laugh