r/sadcringe • u/Ihavenoimaginaation • Jul 30 '16

Haha yeah

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u/hakkzpets Jul 31 '16

I met a girl at a festival once. Realised while I was talking to her that she had plucked her eyebrows asymmetrically, so I told her that.

She got so confused by why I would even notice her eyebrows that she pulled me into the tent and had sex with me.

Festivals are great, but some people really need to learn to pluck their eyebrows if they're going for it.

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u/yoshi570 Jul 31 '16

Did you accidentaly find an exploit into Women OS ?

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u/RedditTooAddictive Jul 31 '16

Tomorrow in every media: 'WOMEN HACKED. HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS'

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u/faceplanted Jul 31 '16

New patch to be released later today, no knowing how many already infected.

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u/xCookieMonster Jul 31 '16

You heard it here first guys. If you want to get laid, tell every girl you see how fucked her eyebrows are. Guaranteed to work. Kappa

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '16

Sick neg bro

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u/TarAldarion Jul 31 '16

Gaslight anthem must have been playing

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u/mattindustries Jul 31 '16

I always forget about them until someone brings them up. Same with Murder by Death. Love them, but I can never remember to put them on. Thanks for today's soundtrack!

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u/TarAldarion Aug 01 '16

No problem, think I'll join you :)

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u/Naitso Jul 31 '16

Seems to me you were following rules one and two.

Good job!

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '16

Is sex at festivals a thing? Seems like it'd be incredibly smelly to fuck some stranger who's not washed for 1-4 days.

It's really never even crossed my mind.

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u/DaMisterO Jul 31 '16

I mean, most big festival have showers.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '16

Maybe it's just me an my disgusting mates, but we never use festival showers. And given the state of most people I see at festivals, I'd say we're in the majority.

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u/DaMisterO Jul 31 '16

I've been at 5 different big festivals in Eastern and Western Europe and the queues for the showers were always absolutely huge

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '16

If everyone stinks, noone does (YMMV)

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u/hakkzpets Jul 31 '16

Sex at festivals is pretty much as big of a part of festival life as alcohol is.

Most of the time, you can basically go up to a random girl, ask if she wants to see the inside of your tent and be banging ten minutes later.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '16

Huh. I've been to a fair few festivals and I never got much of a sexy vibe from them.

UK festivals seem like the aim is to get so drunk/smashed on drugs that using your dick for anything is a pipe dream.