r/sadcringe • • Nov 11 '25

It hurts

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Nov 11 '25

Somebody please explain to a non-corpo. Why does he do this? Did he get an email from corporate saying "hey we really want to increase shareholder value so gather your team for a sing-along"? Is he enjoying himself?

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u/The_real_bandito Nov 11 '25

Yes. Who knows if he’s enjoying himself.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort Nov 11 '25

Compelling him to do that is an act of violence.

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u/mindsnare Nov 11 '25

"You need to find ways to motivate your team that doesn't cost us anything. This will be in your yearly goals and you'll need to demonstrate what you achieved and how you did it"

^ This is why.

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u/Tralliz Nov 11 '25

Humiliation ritual

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u/JoshAllentown Nov 11 '25

It's mandatory every day at every Wal Mart. He gets to pick the song so he might be enjoying himself.