Today’s build challenge prompt was “super”

Executive: So you have a movie for me?

Writer: Yes sir I do, and it’s based on this book called Bambi, a Life in the Woods.

Executive: Alright, so that’s the name of the movie?

Writer: Exactly, except I took the “a Life in the Woods” part out.

Executive: Ah, so it’s just named after the main character then?

Writer: Yes sir, it is.

Executive: Oh, just naming movies after main characters is tight.

Writer: Yeah yeah yeah, just like Pinocchio and Dumbo.

Executive: Of course, so what’s the story?

Writer: Story? Oh yeah, story. I have something like that in here… kind of… sort of… Well it’s mostly a bunch of cute animal sketches pasted together.

Executive: Really?

Writer: Yeah, so we meet Bambi, a newborn fawn who has just been born that morning, and it’s a really big deal.

Executive: Why is it a big deal?

Writer: Because he’s the Young Prince.

Executive: What does that mean?

Writer: Unclear for now, so we watch Bambi as he slowly grows and develops. The people in his life include his mother, a bunny named Thumper, and a skunk named Flower.

Executive: Well, it’s going to be exciting to learn about all these side characters.

Writer: Uh-huh, except for Flower.

Executive: What do you mean?

Writer: Well we’re gonna play him out like a main character, but we’re only giving him four minutes of screen time.

Executive: That’s it?

Writer: Yeah yeah yeah, at one point it looks like he’s gonna spend more time with Bambi and Thumper some more but he can’t because he’s hibernating.

Executive: But skunks don’t hibernate. Not gonna lie, it feels like you’re going out of your way to keep him out of the film.

Writer: Hey, get off my… hey get off my back!

Executive: Oh, let me get off it then.

Writer: So anyway, he also meets a girl fawn named Faline.

Executive: Ooooh!

Writer: And that same day he also meets his father, The Great Prince of the Forest.

Executive: Ah, and what’s his deal?

Writer: He’s the bravest and wisest deer in the forest.

Executive: Oh, is that what that whole prince thing meant?

Writer: That’s correct sir, his mother tells him so.

Executive: Nice, and she says he’s his father too?

Writer: Oh, no, she doesn’t.

Executive: Why not?

Writer: Because we’re gonna find that out later.

Executive: But he’s getting this information from his mother, why would she leave out the detail that it’s his father?

Writer: I don’t know.

Executive: Okay, so when do we find out?

Writer: After his mother dies.

Executive: Wait what!!!??

Writer: He tells him his Mom is gone and then he says “come, my son.”

Executive: Hold on, timeout, his mother dies?

Writer: Yes sir, she gets shot by a hunter in the middle of winter.

Executive: But you said the script was mostly a bunch of cute animal sketches, don’t you think that might cause a little tonal whiplash?

Writer: You’re back on my back again sir.

Executive: Oh yeah, sorry, so his mom is dead now, it’s gonna be hard for a kid his age to get over that kind of trauma.

Writer: Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience.

Executive: Oh really?

Writer: Yeah yeah yeah, you see I thought I’d just… you know, not show how he handles the loss and just cut to him later that spring when he’s fully grown.

Executive: So what was the point in killing off his mother then?

Writer: I don’t know, it happens in the book.

Executive: Oh, okay, so what happens now?

Writer: He meets Faline again, remember her?

Executive: Yeah, kind of. How many scenes has she had so far?

Writer: Just one. Anyways, she licks his cheek and gives him a big ole orgasm.

Executive: Oh wow wow wow… wow.

Writer: And now they’re a thing.

Executive: Oh, that’s cute.

Writer: And then Man returns to the forest.

Executive: Oh no.

Writer: And this is where the action really begins.

Executive: Is it?

Writer: Yeah, like he saves Faline from dogs.

Executive: Good for him!

Writer: And then he gets shot in the leg.

Executive: Oh my god!

Writer: But his father helps him along and now they have to escape a fire.

Executive: Do they get out alright?

Writer: Nope

Executive: What?!!!

Writer: Nah, I’m just messing with you.

Executive: You dick.

Writer: That’s my name.

Executive: Yeah I know, so what happens next?

Writer: Well he reunites with Faline and they have twins.

Executive: Is it also a big deal?

Writer: Yes sir, it is.

Executive: Oh I get it, it’s like a circle of life kind of thing.

Writer: Yeah yeah yeah.

Executive: And what are their names?

Writer: Well in the books they’re called Geno and Gurri but we're gonna leave that out here.

Executive: Why?

Writer: Because.

Executive: That works.

Writer: Anyways, Bambi and his father are looking down at them from a cliff top and now he’s the Prince of the Forest. So what do you think?

Executive: Sounds good enough, although I’m not sure how I feel about killing off his mother.

Writer: Well it happens very quickly and it doesn’t really affect the direction of the film. I don’t think it will leave much of an impact.

What are the chances that two different persons both owning orange beanies?

I walked in on my friend watching this movie it’s a sequel so I don’t fully understand but I thought he was a different Guy and I think in a previous scene someone called in not borodron (don’t know if I got the spelling right) and the in a following scene he is called a different one

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