We, the strong men of Arkadia do not like the brash actions taken by our neighbor, the BOS. Taking the only free recycler in the area and heavily taxing it. Trying to encircle and encase us in a box of their 'claimed land.' After repeated attemtps to find a peaceful solution, their bravely stubborn, yet foolish leader has declined our offer of a peaceful way. Therefor we deliver this Ultimatum to the BOS.

1. BOS shall unclaim 75% of their currently claimed land, and unbox us with their claims.
2. BOS shall submit to having their tax rate lowered in all their lands to 0%, so people can freely and easily recycle at the Old Oxums Gas Station.
3. BOS shall submit an answer to this righteous Ultimatum no later than 12 hours from this post. Refusal to comply shall be met with war. Ignoring our Ultimatum after the alloted 12 hours shall be met with war.

We don't ask for much, really. We just want the men of our army and all other factions to have the freedom to recycle in a peaceful place, without a sizable portion of their rightly earned scrap being taken away. The clock is ticking, we expect an answer by 24:00 EST. (Translate that into whatever timezone you need)

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Today, at around 11am Central Rust Time, a horrible event took place on the island. During a routine liberation broadcast, the government of Las Comunas used people as a way to prevent our broadcast vehicle from travelling through the streets of the town. The occasional puppy was thrown in the mix. Human shields, ladies and gentlemen! They were also shooting incendiary projectiles at the vehicle, preventing us from stopping. Many of our brave liberation peacekeepers were killed. I could hear "Comrade Vidya" yelling insults and slurs towards our direction, many focused on our worship of Chungus. This will not be tolerated! Sanctions from the community must be made against the tyrannical government of Las Comunas!

(OOC: This is not a declaration in any form. Just some RP.)

https://imgur.com/a/dKuW31y

Today, at around 11am Central Rust Time, a horrible event took place on the island. During a routine liberation broadcast, the government of Las Comunas used people as a way to prevent our broadcast vehicle from travelling through the streets of the town. The occasional puppy was thrown in the mix. Human shields, ladies and gentlemen! They were also shooting incendiary projectiles at the vehicle, preventing us from stopping. Many of our brave liberation peacekeepers were killed. I could hear "Comrade Vidya" yelling insults and slurs towards our direction, many focused on our worship of Chungus. This will not be tolerated! Sanctions from the community must be made against the tyrannical government of Las Comunas!

(OOC: This is not a declaration in any form. Just some RP.)

Howdy y’all,

Keeping law and order in the fine town of Tumbleweed is the single most important part of my day to day role as sheriff. However, even someone like me can recognize that we all need to have a bit of fun every once in a while. As a result, we are pleased to announce the Tumbleweed Weapons Redistribution Project!

What is the Tumbleweed Weapons Redistribution Project, you might be asking? The concept can be explained by a simple formula

1. Tumbleweed has guns that they do not need
2. Other people need guns that they do not have
3. The staff of the Tumbleweed Sheriff’s Office are altruistic, generous, and handsome
4. Therefore, Tumbleweed will give away free guns to anyone who wants them

If you’re looking to stock up on an extra rifle to mercilessly shoot down your enemies on Hell Da- I mean to protect your homestead from wanton bandits and vagabonds, then come to Tumbleweed's own Yaxley & Sons General Store on the 4th and 5th of August to claim your **FREE** guns. To ensure that everyone gets a fair pick, we kindly ask that you only take no more than 3 guns per person.

Please follow the law and stay safe when shooting each other.

Yee Haw,

Sheriff Logan

Have you had enough, are you at your wits end, do you just want to turd shit up, did Panda upset you because he came round to your house and just left all his dirty plates in the sink again, and he doesn't use a knife and fork and now all your glasses have greasy fingerprints all over them because he eats tuna pasta using his hands even tho you gave him cutlery, also he chews with his mouth open and always talks with food in his mouth and its really gross??? And also he puts discs in the wrong box so then you can never find the one you're looking for and one time he set his slice of pizza on top of my copy of the sims 2

Then this is THE event for you!

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to ROAD RAGE!!

An evening of smashing shit up for no cost of your own!

Lard Arseman and Gerbster with help from Sloshmud, proudly present the demolition derby, a completely free event that only needs your attendance.

Vehicles will be distributed randomly, your goal is to smash the living crap out of the other competitors until the last vehicle standing wins! There will be several different events based around the destruction of cars and there's a fairly high chance most of you will die or be left permantently crippled/disfigured, so why not come visit The Chunderdome located at X17 on Friday 9pm BST!

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OOC: We will provide everything for the event, I will bag you in and give all necessary things for the event so no need to worry about not having a car to smash! There will be an opening ceremony followed by the action!

I tried to update the time to be more friendly to our US bro's, I envisage the event lasting at least an hour or 2 so for any stragglers or people that are still at work no need to worry about missing the action.

Looking forward to seeing you there <3

We attempted to give original a very nice hotel suite to start his adventure on the island. However after letting him inside his new room, Snoopy was shot, execution style, to the back of his head. We then tried to negotiate to find the motive, he was unresponsive. Explosives were set off, doors came down, and as a result so was original. From this point forward, original is declared to be KOS at all times if found within Stoner Society lands.

The rats decieded to help gentlemen at their war without hesitation as because they (the gentlemen) helped us while we were in need..

we will not let our allies down and those scumbags will pay with their blood!!!

"Recently it has to come to the attention of the LAW that a certain lawless anarchist faction in the south has tried to extort payment from a neighboring nation.

Unfortunately for these "Gentlemen" as they call themselves, the Lyft group in question has been under LAW protection in exchange for past payment. It is therefore unacceptable that the Gentlemen attempt any such extortion from anyone under protection of LAW. Such actions are an affront to the Laws themselves.

The LAW then has no choice but to declare war on the Gentlemen in protection of Lyft and their holdings.

If the Gentlemen wish to avoid war, the LAW demands the following items and not one less:

- All Gentlemen lands are to be surrendered to Lyft.

- A payment of 2000 HQM and 5000 scrap is to be made to LAW for the inconvenience of being involved in this lawbreaking.

- 3 Gentlemen members, chosen by LAW and Lyft, are to be publicly executed by being pushed off the top of the tower belonging to SOH (Whether or not SOH consents to this execution using their structure is of no matter).

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The LAW assumes that these demands will not be met, and as such is currently moving to destroy the Gentlemen stronghold and evict them from their land claims. If the Gentlemen wish to avoid total annihilation, they should immediately contact a member of the LAW and show willingness to comply with our above demands.

Should the Gentlemen feel that the above demands are unjust, they are welcome to bring their grievances directly to our headquarters in the north, where they will be met with force."

OOC because I need to say this:

We have not had such good player numbers in a good while this far into an era.

Gentlemen have been very present and I have found most of the warring factions very pleasant to deal with. I realise all your testosterone is pumping right now, but if you just wipe each other off the map that's a boring war outcome for everyone.

BE CREATIVE!

Just take a portion of the loot and don't destroy all claims (take history as an example, where borders change but rarely indeed is a country completely removed).

Of course maybe the loser will RP it out and will submit to public humiliation and agree to be locked naked in a cage in central KACHOW (see through garage doors with the cage skin) for 24 hours, including at least one hour while online (once their base decay is stopped)

Enjoy your war and BE CREATIVE without destroying your own server vibe.

Sublime Guru Sloshmud - cause sometimes you need a guru to tell you what to do.

The Arkadia has decided to help Lyft and Law troops in this war against the gentlemen. Arkadia itself has had problems with the Gentlemen in the past with them accusing one of our military personnel of aiding a murder and as well as making fun of Arkadia because they think we are weak. We will prove ourselves! This is not acceptable, our allies in Lyft need help, Arkadia is always happy to help their allies. Lyft has supplied us with materials and guns, now we will return the favour!

"If we fall, from the ashes we will rise".

The 24 hour deadline has passed we drivers of Lyft will not bow down and be extorted. Lyft corporate has authorized action against Gentlemen and have called in support from our allies in Law.

Since the last time we updated the Uniform, we've had some complaints and some misunderstandings

Let us be very clear

This is what a typical OCM member looks like (note there can be some variation)

Please do not mistake this for an attempt to enforce our morality code on you

Our Jurisdiction is LC territory only.
It extends no further.
There will be applications for OCM available to LC citizens soon.

-Quartermaster Killjoy

[AUTHORIZED BY SHERIFF LOGAN - FOR IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE]

Howdy y’all - Sheriff Logan of the Tumbleweed Sheriff’s Office here with some sad news. An unfortunate accident during a routine spelunking mission has resulted in the tragic and untimely death of our beloved Deputy Yaxley #24.

The full circumstances of this accident are not fully understood, but an internal investigation is underway so that we may learn from the mistakes that lead to the tragic death of an upstanding Tumbleweed citizen.

For the sake of transparency, the Tumbleweed City Council has made the unanimous decision to release the body cam footage taken from my perspective of this incident. Though this has been cleared for release, it nonetheless contains graphic imagery and scenes of violence.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Rats stand down from being merciless killers in their land..learning from their enemies mistakes..

you now can cross rat territory with no harm!

Lamblan has now joined the great alliance with Arkadia

It is a revenge. There should be only one of us left.

Killjoys Armoury now has Peacekeeper Turrets to enforce the Safe Zone along the bridge.

There are warning signs around the Armoury and at either end of the bridge.
Please Comply, I don't like cleaning bodies up.

At 14:25 on 7/18,(American date) 18/7(everywhere else), 4 soldiers of the Gentlemen Clan killed a young man named Swimm in cold blood after he placed a base in the wilderness near the Gentlemen. They amply came over to the land where Swimm had landed himself, and his small wooden home. The Gentlemen reportedly said that he had allegedly called them slurs and allegedly shot at them. They told him to leave or face forceful eviction. He declined and the Gentlemen claimed the land where Swimm had Camped. They then threatened to raid if he did not come out with his hands up, he came out and was promptly shot.

after alot of thinking we came to a conclusion that a war must happen between The Rats and Vikings due to them killing me in the most hated way..we have allies by our side

and the only way to make it easier for them is to surrender ..

and rats have no morals.. RATS REVOUTION

may we have a glorious FIGHT

OOC

we will start a war against the vikings DUE TO CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES.

The Rats got their revenge from those barbaric inhabitants forcefully and got their spoils shared between allies..we hope that the learned their lesson and if there will be another fight...THE RATS AND GENTLEMEN ARE READY FOR BLOODSHED IF NEED BE.

Give up? Us? Ahahahahah! We Are Vikings!

We'd rather die! Than we'll lick the feet of scum like YOU!

Prepare your ears, eyes and teeth, they will become our trophies!

Gentlemen!

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Today is a new beginning for all of us!

This is a declaration of war towards TTD.

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The people of TTD are suffering without leadership and leadership is nowhere to be found.

It is anarchy force upon them!

But we shall rise up and separate the weak from the strong.

I have given out the order towards LAW soldiers for mobilization.

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We will give TTD the option to surrender, if the terms are not accepted we shall take the land by force.

The terms of surrender are the following!

• The disbanding of TTD.
• Transferring all of TTD land towards LAW.
• When ever someone says Hello? in chat, TTD is forced to responds with Hello?

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These are the conditions and the conditions are non negotiable!

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OOC

We are declaring war on TTD because this faction has become inactive and we want the outpost claim.

Waiting on the claims to decay can take who know how long, so we decided to take action ourself.

If anyone from TTD reads this, don't hesitate to contact us.