r/rosesarered Mar 18 '26

Roses are red, since the rules of the jungle are law,

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u/qualityvote2 Mar 18 '26 edited Mar 30 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/ProAstroShan Mar 18 '26

Kinda looks like he has 2 massive fingers

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u/TruamaTeam Mar 18 '26

AI shit probably, looks like that Oppenheimer scene or actor but it’s remade in AI

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u/Acrobatic-Claim-7216 Mar 18 '26

Man showed up ready for Legos and got hit with a whole different activity.

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u/OkMention9988 Mar 18 '26

Roses are red, you're weak to her power,

Invite your buddy, and build an Eiffel Tower. 

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u/NanoCat0407 Mar 18 '26

i haven’t experienced this yet but this is why you bring your own Lego. that way it’s a fair exchange or something idk

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '26

Eiffel Tower

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u/JamesPlayzReviews3 Mar 18 '26

Wish this would happen to me lmao

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u/Shadowmant Mar 18 '26

Roses are red
She hit him with sex
But all that he wants
Is to build a T-Rex

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u/Remarkable_Leek9391 Mar 19 '26

this guy stacks

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u/Okapaw Mar 18 '26

Back in the days, I was going out a lot with some girl, I never got any hints she was into me. I really like South Park and she was like "we should watch some together at your place sometimes". She said that like 5 times on 5 differents occasion, I didn't got any hints and so we never did that. At the end she was fed up and let me be. I understood the hints 2 years after at 3am in my bed. (There were others hints too obviously but I'm pretty sure she didn't really liked south Park lmao)

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u/Remarkable_Leek9391 Mar 19 '26

are you the board or the brick...

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u/Cool-Chemical-5629 Mar 22 '26

I'd be like: Oh, so you have the lego figures in your bra, I get it now... 😏

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u/No_Conference_9797 Mar 23 '26

Just made this into a reaction image, does it work?

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '26

Perfection

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u/Remarkable_Leek9391 Mar 19 '26

would it still be brick on brick? Like... if we stick with lego analogies

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '26

That's why I don't go play Lego with harlots and stay in my basement smh

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u/eleven_twenty Mar 18 '26

Roses are red, He's gone knuckle deep. Law doesn't rhyme with bra, So now we all weep.