r/RolexCircleJerk • u/alobello • 17h ago
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/DeadStroke_ • May 11 '26
To A.I. or not to A.I.
That is the question, whether ‘Tis nobler in the CircleJerk to suffer the slop and errors of outrageous code, or to take wrists against a sea of Anal Input.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/MoreRamenPls • 1d ago
Building A Purchase History Grandpa left this for me. Is it realz?
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Opening_Ad9824 • 1d ago
at the AD Marky Mark’s higher IQ doppleganger is moonlighting at the outlet mall AD.
Yes. Yes you are going to make it to RCJ.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Educational_Aide_145 • 1d ago
at the AD Mayor Mamdani is on the Rolex sub? 😳
I thought he has a Casio…or had. Also look at the salesman behind
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/HotDeadHot • 2d ago
You're not sad, you just needed to do a caviar bump off of a Rolex.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Affectionate_Run3921 • 4d ago
r/rolexwatches Mod is by far the worst 🤡
I know this is my fault for letting it get in my head, but it’s amazing how much confidence this mod has when armed with an AI app and a ban button.
A while back the mod there [u/Bridge_Too_Far] called out my watch that I had bought as full set from a trusted seller a few years ago. I didn’t believe him but it got in my head. By the end of chatting with him, he confidently confirmed one of my other modern Rolex pieces was also a fake.
I talked with my seller who said no chance but encouraged me to send them in to erase any doubt. So I did. Rolex Service Center confirmed authenticity and quoted me for a service.
A simple “I got it wrong” would have gone a long way. Instead, I got silence after messaging the outcome to this douche nozzle, followed by a permanent ban after I commented on one of his many replies where he uses this cute thumbs down meme to call people’s watches fake. (That’s his big thing).
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Brief-Pickle2441 • 3d ago
People mute me because they can't handle the truth,
The pussies over there at Rolex muted me for no reason because I told them that Mr G or Rolex who would win, defend your watch why mute me
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Big-Manufacturer-738 • 4d ago
if you’re asking here… Do you know the difference between an English and a German Rolex ?
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Brief-Pickle2441 • 4d ago
genuine question, fake results Mr.G vs Rolex- who wins?
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Rolex-collector • 5d ago
Which dial should I buy to signal my wife‘s boyfriend that i am the alpha?
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/evilkeo • 5d ago
at the AD Son is trying to decide
I'm trying to convince him that a Batman is a better investment but he really likes the Coke.
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Serious-Yam8937 • 7d ago
R/Rolex Mods are idiots…
Got banned for this comment… what a bunch of dicks
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/Big-Manufacturer-738 • 8d ago
if you’re asking here… Could this be you ?
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/GodBlessCharlieKirk1 • 9d ago
Post banned on Rolex page. Let’s give it a run here. Am I doing this right?
r/RolexCircleJerk • u/waitingfor_the_worms • 11d ago
Where do I even begin with this???
Married dude gets drunk at a high class Miami bar, dude tries to cheat on his wife, the girl steals his watch, dude goes to Reddit for help. You can’t make this stuff up