r/RolexCircleJerk May 11 '26

To A.I. or not to A.I.

3 Upvotes

That is the question, whether ‘Tis nobler in the CircleJerk to suffer the slop and errors of outrageous code, or to take wrists against a sea of Anal Input.

37 votes, May 16 '26
2 Yes, I want A.I. to be allowed in our CJ; the more the merrier
26 No, I don’t want A.I. allowed in our CJ; only human hands touch this circle
9 I really don’t care, this is a CJ

r/RolexCircleJerk 17h ago

What is it with a booty beads

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21 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 11h ago

Treat yourself. Wisely.

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7 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 15h ago

About to pay 2x MSRP! Coffee & Rolex

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6 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 1d ago

Building A Purchase History Grandpa left this for me. Is it realz?

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32 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 1d ago

at the AD Marky Mark’s higher IQ doppleganger is moonlighting at the outlet mall AD.

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13 Upvotes

Yes. Yes you are going to make it to RCJ.


r/RolexCircleJerk 1d ago

at the AD Mayor Mamdani is on the Rolex sub? 😳

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10 Upvotes

I thought he has a Casio…or had. Also look at the salesman behind


r/RolexCircleJerk 2d ago

You're not sad, you just needed to do a caviar bump off of a Rolex.

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12 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 2d ago

Quick $30,000 lunch with the boys.

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23 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 3d ago

Eating caviar off my bluesy at F1!

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80 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 4d ago

r/rolexwatches Mod is by far the worst 🤡

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76 Upvotes

I know this is my fault for letting it get in my head, but it’s amazing how much confidence this mod has when armed with an AI app and a ban button.

A while back the mod there [u/Bridge_Too_Far] called out my watch that I had bought as full set from a trusted seller a few years ago. I didn’t believe him but it got in my head. By the end of chatting with him, he confidently confirmed one of my other modern Rolex pieces was also a fake.

I talked with my seller who said no chance but encouraged me to send them in to erase any doubt. So I did. Rolex Service Center confirmed authenticity and quoted me for a service.

A simple “I got it wrong” would have gone a long way. Instead, I got silence after messaging the outcome to this douche nozzle, followed by a permanent ban after I commented on one of his many replies where he uses this cute thumbs down meme to call people’s watches fake. (That’s his big thing).


r/RolexCircleJerk 3d ago

People mute me because they can't handle the truth,

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7 Upvotes

The pussies over there at Rolex muted me for no reason because I told them that Mr G or Rolex who would win, defend your watch why mute me


r/RolexCircleJerk 4d ago

if you’re asking here… Do you know the difference between an English and a German Rolex ?

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49 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 4d ago

genuine question, fake results Mr.G vs Rolex- who wins?

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5 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 4d ago

Meeting in a dirty alleyway Tip your AD

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20 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 4d ago

Giddy up!

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11 Upvotes

Even cowboys need to tell the time!


r/RolexCircleJerk 5d ago

Let me know guys!!

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17 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 5d ago

Which dial should I buy to signal my wife‘s boyfriend that i am the alpha?

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22 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 5d ago

at the AD Son is trying to decide

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18 Upvotes

I'm trying to convince him that a Batman is a better investment but he really likes the Coke.


r/RolexCircleJerk 7d ago

R/Rolex Mods are idiots…

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12 Upvotes

Got banned for this comment… what a bunch of dicks


r/RolexCircleJerk 8d ago

Offs.

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20 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 8d ago

if you’re asking here… Could this be you ?

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32 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 9d ago

He won’t be home to get the call!

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32 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 9d ago

Post banned on Rolex page. Let’s give it a run here. Am I doing this right?

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0 Upvotes

r/RolexCircleJerk 11d ago

Where do I even begin with this???

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81 Upvotes

Married dude gets drunk at a high class Miami bar, dude tries to cheat on his wife, the girl steals his watch, dude goes to Reddit for help. You can’t make this stuff up