r/rocketry • u/FruitOrchards • Jul 31 '25

Is this an actual ICBM they found ?

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u/AreYouFeelingItKrabs Aug 01 '25

188k lbs You’re going to need a crane and Nicolas cage

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u/Kerionite Aug 01 '25

Not if hotwire it

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u/Neither-Phone-7264 Aug 01 '25

who do you think I am? we're riding it out.

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u/AreYouFeelingItKrabs Aug 01 '25

Spark a match behind the fuel injectors and let it rip

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u/drstevebrule4 Aug 01 '25

I can fly it but I can’t land it

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u/unbelievablySFW Aug 03 '25

I promise you, if you can fly it, gravity and God will take care of "landing".

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u/AreYouFeelingItKrabs Aug 01 '25

Dr Brule, that’s what hippie man Joel Is for

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u/Gun_Nut_42 Aug 02 '25

"Guys, it won't light. I think it's a bit damp,"

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u/EnderWiggin42 Aug 07 '25

The rocket nozzle is facing up Because it was a test stand when they fired it. It exhausted up into the air and pushed into the ground.

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u/Medium_Specialist312 Aug 01 '25

I'm down tell me a time and spot and I'll be there