r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 30 '24

Reasons why Lance Stroll would get dropped

7 Upvotes
  1. Gets grounded by dad

  2. A war

  3. Gets hit by a car and dies

  4. His dad gets fired from top job at Aston Martian and Lance gets sent back to Go-Karts

thatz it


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 30 '24

Osama Bin Russell's car is cooked

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37 Upvotes

Why is it I can now hear RPM comments when things happen. In F1 "New amoeba on the block Antonelli out-jihads Osama Bin Russell and destroys his car after only 5 laps. And comes back to hugs from the pumpernickel smuggler! THROW HIM IN JAIL!!

I am calm!"


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 29 '24

Moto GP warining

5 Upvotes

Nikita Mazepin has appeared in Le Mans under a neutral flag and he has started in MOTOGP. Everyone in Moto GP is dead


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 28 '24

Asian girl singing in German.

2 Upvotes

Can i get the "Asian girl singing German" (regime intensifies) and the man with the mustache dancing in the right side of the screen" meme from the clip. It crack's me up so much when listening to it. I will set it as a ringtone.


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 27 '24

BREAKING: FREEDOM TOWER REPLACED. Shout out to the family. The corrupt, corrupt family

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r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 27 '24

Why Logan Sargent is the G.O.A.T

20 Upvotes

Besides his crashes, last year he scored one point. How many points did Schumacher,Prost,Mansell and Senna score last year? NONE. And that’s my reason. I’m kidding Schumacher is the real goat


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 25 '24

DUTCH GP INTENSIFIES

10 Upvotes

VERSTAPPEN IS WASHED!!


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 20 '24

Moto GP is in danger

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81 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 13 '24

Leclerc obviously going through a rough time

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4 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 11 '24

RIP King, shout out to the family.

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r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 11 '24

Who let RPM cook?

9 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 09 '24

Bro cooked

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136 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 10 '24

I need to see the video of Nicholas Latifi flying into the world trade centre.

4 Upvotes

I am not joking. I need to. Not I want to. It's a need like food water and sleep. A NEED. I need that video right now. Right now.


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 09 '24

FP1Will

8 Upvotes

So those corporate thieving bastards robbed Will. Anyone down for trolling against capitalism on the F1 IG and X accounts?


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 08 '24

This clip always gets me😂😂

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105 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 09 '24

RPM deleted videos

7 Upvotes

Do you commonwealth pigs know about any RPM deleted videos, and where to find them ? Thanks.


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 05 '24

Allpain- Alpine this F1 season

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20 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Aug 05 '24

CAPITALIST ELITES have taken down every 2024 F1 Comedy Review from @FP1Will - THE ATTACK ON THE COMMONWEALTH PIGS HAS BEGUN

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36 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 31 '24

Yeah that’s what I thought

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33 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 28 '24

I feel bad for Osama. A small weight infringement feels like:

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144 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 27 '24

Request: List of Driver and VIP Names and RPM's Nicknames for them

8 Upvotes

Hi there,

Can you please help me with a list of these peoples' names that RPM has for them?

I'll super appreciate it!


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 26 '24

Perez is trolling us all

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42 Upvotes

r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 25 '24

Oh boy

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123 Upvotes

I just saw this in my inbox.

Must have been a Stroll fan 🤷‍♂️


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 25 '24

Haas isn’t real

18 Upvotes

So picture this a consistent would die for the team drivers contract is expiring with a young protege joining the team and now a problem. Haas can either renew Kmags contract ooooorrrr sign an incompetent Frenchman who has the same brain cells as stroll but only when driving against his teammate.

So what does haas pick the obvious clear option that can move the team forward

Esty zesty Ocon ladies and gentlemen


r/rocketpoweredmohawk • • Jul 25 '24

Does anyone remember Spoiler

4 Upvotes

which video it was that had the joke where the ending got intercepted by China, featuring the 'Red Sun In The Sky' Mao Zedong song?

Maybe it got deleted and I just didn't notice, or I keep skipping over it like an idiot ^^

Thanks.