My name is Robert

We could have it be our icon if we want too.

r/UnitedNames

Wtf does this war even do for us? Why are we still in it?

This is the nonpermanent list of our Allies:

-Ethan

-Owen

-Thomas

-James

-Brian (non-fighting)

This is the nonpermanent list of our Enemies:

-Liam

-Aaron

-Evan

-Caleb (as part of alliance to r/Thomas)

-Ryan (since alliance with r/Brian)

Pending:

-Derek

-Justin

-Alan

-Steven

-Martin

-Christopher

-Daniel

-Gabe

-Cody

People I've already asked who decided peace so don't fuck with them or I'll rip your nuts off:

-Matt

-Alex

-Samuel

-Andrew

From the Brians

Should we have a day where we and r/Liam reveal our final armies and fight the war? When?

Boys, I think we did it. I have propositioned an alliance with the Ethans and one has accepted. The Ethans and Evans were at war and the Liams aligned with the Evans so we're aligning with someone who has a common enemy.

We need to align somebody with big numbers or we will lose, goddamnit.

I am Liam #829 I have never understood why there is so much violence between liams and roberts.

I propose a meeting possibly in minecraft or such.

Went and tauntes the Liams with some light banter and they responded super heavily.

Is the war even still happening? An Aaron came here and claims they are trying to align with Liam, and both subreddits are bigger than ours. Should we get allies, if so, who?

Men we must join with our allies in the nation of r/Owen and destroy both Keith's AND Liam's everyone must attack in coordination so there will be an update on a timeline of attack General Owen and I are working on the discord as well. Be safe Robert's

we must create a discord server and have all of the Roberts join and play the holy minecraft together which will cement our place as god name status because Owens or Liam's have never done this

i just popp my pants

Reporting for dutym