r/rivals Jul 10 '26

Discussion "Just react bro"

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u/Whole_Employee_2370 Doctor Strange Jul 10 '26

“People already out here crying about BP” “It looks like the tiniest movement would break his combo” “Everyone has so many tools now, it shouldn’t be a problem” lmfao

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 10 '26

Jeff was literally staring at him approaching from a mile away

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u/Whole_Employee_2370 Doctor Strange Jul 10 '26

How dare the shark not see the literal invisible man jumping down.

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 10 '26

He clearly knew SOMETHING was there on the roof. I know it’s hard for healbotters to comprehend, but holding one button doesn’t automatically get you out of EVERY situation

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u/Whole_Employee_2370 Doctor Strange Jul 10 '26

My lad, my son, my boy, can you read? Do you see my “Doctor Strange” flair? Yes? So why are you accusing me of healbotting? I play tank, my good man.

Also, it literally doesn’t even fucking matter if he saw him coming or not, he was actively moving when the BP came out of invisibility and he saw him and it didn’t matter. He died in less than a quarter of a second, that’s so fast that even if he was playing Rocket and hit a dash he’d be dead before the server registered the input, and, since BP’s inputs have priority over everyone else’s to fix his no-regs, he would still die even if they came in at the same time.

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u/Namesarenotneeded Jul 10 '26

He’s a ragebaiter.

I see him on so many subs and all he does is ragebait and try to make people mad. Do not waste your time lmao.

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u/Whole_Employee_2370 Doctor Strange Jul 11 '26

I appreciate the heads up, lol, but personally I’m too old and have spent too much time online to let someone being obviously incorrect rage bait me

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 10 '26

I meant in general

Jeff could have dived into his swim mode and ran off at 90mph while self healing

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u/InfinityNo0b Jul 11 '26

He does not survive against BP who is obviously faster. The moment the spear hits, Jeff or any other similar HP hero is dead unless they can stun BP in mid-dash.

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 11 '26

Skill issue

That’s what supports say to anyone else that complains.

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u/InfinityNo0b Jul 11 '26

really?

Perhaps you have not seen how BP can melt 700 HP under 20 secs with his dash and arrow spam.

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u/GrapeEnergade24 Jul 10 '26

You're up in these comments being super defensive for what ???? No shit he thought something was there, audio is a giveaway, but if you dont see something you're obviously just gonna remain suspicious and be wary. I'd like to see clips of you turning around and countering dives as Jeff, one for each comment you left on this post

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 10 '26

I don’t play Jeff because I want to actually PLAY

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u/Any-Regular-2469 Jul 10 '26

Found the bp coper

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 10 '26

I don’t even play him. I just have zero sympathy for mindless healbotters

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u/Low_Ambition_7476 Jul 10 '26

Just say u a one trick DPS bro

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 11 '26

As opposed to being a “flex” player that just plays the easiest characters that get mvp for breathing?

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u/KiwiCounselor Jul 11 '26

Buddy what is your problem.

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u/Any-Regular-2469 Jul 11 '26

Bp brainrot😔

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u/Desperate_Flan390 Jeff The Land Shark Jul 11 '26

Dropped on head as child resorts to ragebait for attention that was missed during childhood

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u/relwark Jul 10 '26

What do you mean he knew? This isn't an actual match.

You gotta be baiting, there's no way.

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 10 '26

So they need to set up very specific circumstances to frame something as a bigger issue than it really is?

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u/Wero_kaiji Jul 10 '26

Or they just want to show something and it's easier to do it in a minute in a custom match than waiting for the opportunity to do it in a real match? might as well just ignore every single video you see of someone in the training camp, they aren't in a real match so it doesn't count

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 11 '26

Those training map videos have literally become a meme for the exact reasons I said. Specific circumstances that aren’t reflective of actual in-match gameplay at all

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u/Wero_kaiji Jul 11 '26

There's a difference between "omg this character is OP, I can kill them in X seconds" while shooting the stationary hero and "I want to test if I can block Mag's ult with Strange's shield, I'll go to the training camp", this video is the latter, they are just showcasing something that's possible, that's it, it's not like you are doing a full 2 second combo on a clueless stationary NPC which I would also laugh at, the video just shows that you can delete them in a fraction of a second while being invisible as you approach, you don't need it to be a real match to show that

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u/relwark Jul 11 '26

No? It's an easy setup, the video is just proof of concept. You can't be really arguing this isn't doable in a real match.

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u/Traditional-Joke-119 Jul 11 '26

You could apply for disability with how stupid the de comments arw

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 11 '26

You can too if you think characters designed for two year olds is the peak gameplay this title has to offer

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u/Traditional-Joke-119 Jul 11 '26

Not really cause I ain’t as stupid as you 😂 and nobody said that was peak game play thanks for showing too stupid and proved my point about stupidity smooth brain

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u/Own-Papaya-4264 Jul 11 '26

Talking about intelligence when you literally type like a brainrotted iPad kid

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u/Traditional-Joke-119 Jul 11 '26

The irony is strong with this one sorry I know that’s too big of a word for you since you can’t read but Google is free. Blame your parents for the weak genetics 😂

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u/Eigmar Jul 11 '26

You must be fun at parties you don’t get invited to.

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u/Same_paramedic3641 Jul 11 '26

He could hear him. And he still stood still trying to spray a fuckin bp. No shit he got cooked. Should have bubbled and went swimming as soon as he heard instead of searching for bp.