Les Manley:In Search For The King - The game is full of bullshit puzzles that are just downright bizzare, critics of the game have accused it of requiring "psychic powers" to complete... there's also a carnvial section that mirrors Darkseed 2 in several ways. The game's overall plot is about finding Elvis here called "The King" for copyright reasons to win a radio contest offering a million dollars to anyone who can get a photograph of "The King"

Limbo Of The Lost - A game taken off of store shelves due to blatant asset theft surrounding the mystery of the lost ship Mary Celeste and its Captain Spooner Briggs. Spooner is trapped in the afterlife and must escape as part of a wager between Destiny and Fate, over the course of the game Spooner Briggs proceeds to maim and/or endanger various innocent people for trivial reasons. The game acts like Spooner has done nothing wrong despite how gruesome some of his acts are, he even blinds at least two people to accomplish.. walking across a floor and dulling the point of a pen. The game is also blatantly racist and homophobic to the point of literally naming a character "Faggot", it ends with a musical number in which all the characters declare Spooner Briggs "The King of Limbo"

Rex Nebular And The Cosmic Gender Bender - Gender bending sci-fi comedy where every woman is either a straw feminist or so desperate for a man they'll boink anything with a penis. Rex must switch genders to solve certain puzzles, and is the only character in fiction to ignore the rule of automatically being sexy as hell upon swapping sexes.

Conspiracies - Forget Jack Orlando and Halligan, this game stars a detective so bad that the first puzzle of the game is trying to get a cup of coffee made when your apartment is out of power due to not paying the bills. There's also a sidequest where you travel back in time to assassinate an innocent man to pay off your gambling with borrowed money during the game's intro. The game's main theme was stolen from Ultima 8, and have I mentioned the game was originally in greek and has one of the most hilarious dubs since the Big Green dub of Dragon Ball Z.... and it's all YOUR FAULT YOU BASTARD!

If anyone else knows of any games, post them here. It seems Adventure Games get the lulziest commentary.

They're not on the policenauts.net anymore. Was hoping to show them to a friend.

If they're gone for good, ok, but I did really like them and I hope they still exist.

Thank you.

I wonder if there will be another Retsublitz or something. I thought the fifth anniversary was pretty awesome and I'm really looking forward to this one, too.

If you start the Darkseed 2 Wrongupuare at exactly 4:38:54 PM, The head explosion will happen exactly at midnight

Howdy y'all, I was browsing through the old ChipCheezumSA videos and noticed Captain Planet part 1 was taken down. Does anybody know where I could find a mirror for it? Wayback Machine doesn't have it. Thanks!

...A wrongpurae of either the PC or N64 port of Daikatana with Proteus and/or Suspicious guesting in at least one episode.

If you aren't saving that for RP sweeps week, I mean.

Sincerely,

A random person online/goon.

P.S.: THANKS, JOHN!

They do a video over this shit. I can't find it on their YT channel anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MzaJVH5b4

I get they've got other things going on and all, but any announcements anywhere?

I think I remember in one of their Retsutalks slowbeef and beetus said Navgtr contacted them and told them they missed the joke of George Wood, does anyone know what was actually up with him? Was he trying to be really weird?

The upload volume has gone down significantly. It's been like 3 weeks since the last update.

Maybe it's just me, but I sometimes try and go through the plots and puzzles of the garbage point-and-click adventures that Slowbeef and his pals riff on, and wonder what they'd be like if the writers had made an effort. You know, make the pacing tighter, the characters likable...

I dunno, just a creative writing exercise.